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louder than concorde (but not quite as pretty)

Joined October 2009
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Search your favorite movie in gifs and choose the one that sums up 2020 for you. We’ll start.
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Will also accept: “all good if not!”
Millennial Congress means that every single bill needs to end with LOL
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"The Deal" is on and it feels *so* uncomfortable to watch an episode about Elaine & Jerry's romantic relationship. It's icky tbh!!!
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We do get this look on JLD, though 👀
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Until last night we hadn't had a massive rain since I started feeding the crows, and I'm waiting for the NextDoor posts that are like, "My gutters were clogged and when I went to clean them they were full of peanut shells" :/
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I guarantee he would much rather do this than regular interviews
look what they got peepaw doing bruh
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The fellas
Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon and director Billy Wilder photographed by Terry O'Neill, Los Angeles, 1986.
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me when i touch the giant block of cheese that steals my life force
Dive into the weekend with rescued baby walrus Annautaq! Oops! He got an unexpected swimming lesson! See it here. Save it there. From Park to Planet. SeaWorld.
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!
Rudy Giuliani accidentally booking Four Seasons Total Landscaping for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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amy retweeted
The only way to tell you that North of North is back
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I'm watching the latest Taskmaster Outtakes and I actually think Chloe, Isy, and Richard have a fun energy together in studio (for the exact reason Chloe points out: they start bickering with Richard, and then Isy says something ridiculous)
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JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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"total cynicism can be just as self-defeating as libbed out naïveté" YES
There is a very real, understandable impulse to just roll one's eyes and say "well Democrats aren't going to do anything anyway" but the stakes for human lives are just too high for that. I genuinely think total cynicism can be just as self-defeating as libbed out naïveté. This is a generational mandate for real change and we have to demand/require that our representatives actually do something with it
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When my dad was in the hospital I was like "OK, I'm going to go have a snack, don't do anything dramatic while I'm gone." Five minutes later I head back to his room and the nurse stopped me to tell me he passed.
bf stopped replying to my messages and i jokingly said "you best not be dead" only to find him dead when i came home
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"It’s clearly not worth living here at all anymore,” said multi-millionaire Chet Hastings as he looked out over Puget Sound and saw a pod of orcas jumping under a rainbow against the backdrop of the Space Needle, a ferry and snow-capped Olympic Mountains. “Nope, not at all."
Millionaires Tax Opponents Definitely Still Moving to Tennessee Any Minute Now: tinyurl.com/5n8uc5nc
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I talked to a lot of purple state normies about the campaign this year and while a decent number of them believe genuinely in compromise and working together the majority of Dem primary voters demand blood
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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I tuned into NBC for Kornacki, and then also got to see Savannah Guthrie smack down a Republican guy and someone in AOC's camp be like, "It's hard to be too excited because Dems never deliver"
Average prime time viewership for the 6 biggest networks on election night: NBC: 6.52 million ABC: 4.91 million CNN: 3.93 million MS NOW: 3.92 million Fox News: 3.88 million CBS: 2.63 million
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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A rare albino porcupine was spotted crossing a road in Vermont! According to a wildlife center in Maine, only about 1 in 10,000 porcupines are born with albinism.
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By far my most popular tweet is being Horny On Main for Jake Johnson
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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