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me after boyfriend goes thru my phone and finds multiple ‘am i autistic’ quizzes instead of something normal like cheating stuff
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a pothole will humble you real quick, I just turned my music down and rode in silence for 5 mins 😩
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me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
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I'm truley sorry I voted for Trump. I only wanted disabled kids to lose their Medicaid ;I didn't want people to know im racist
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When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?"
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My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...
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u cannot beat me at my own game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because I cheat!!!!!!!!!¡!
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when i was a little gal~wait im still pretty small~ when i was young wait still that too when i was a baby oh no ok when i wore diapers nope
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@TheEllenShow love u helen from England your doing a grt job x





















