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Cute and purified. Dutchess of Anemia. Goth Hip Hop dancer. Virgin who cant drive. Good/naughty, valid/unnecessary, true/wrong. White as shit and pale as fuck

the smoking section of twitter
Joined July 2011
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In order to eliminate blue light poison and doomscrolling I will be reading my box of old notes from high school before bed instead of my phone. Prioritizing my mental health for once
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Neighbors Stop Stomping Coalition for America
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Me when I definitely didn’t want to take a cold plunge in drag
I guess I have to do this!
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Going to bed in nothing but my pussy hat
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I’m taking subliminal psychic damage from the dogs who bark at me walking into my own apartment building
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Taylor Durden 🫯 retweeted
what autumn 2026 has felt like
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Going on an instagram unfollowing spree after never being on there for more than 2 mins and feel like I’m going thru that pseudo psychological treatment of letting out all your pent up screams from when u were a child
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Taylor Durden 🫯 retweeted
I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you
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A lizard just appeared in the middle of my living room floor ??? I hate it here (Cincinnati) (jk)
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Anyone else so tired of everyone being stupid (but then feel like one of the stupid ones)
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Taylor Durden 🫯 retweeted
Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!
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Why are bathtubs magnetic (let’s roleplay like this is google)
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Taylor Durden 🫯 retweeted
Julie: "Devens, Dee, Drew, in the living room NOW! You think don't piss off a Latina? Don't piss off a tiger mom." #BB28 #BBBitez
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Found a crystal on the ground at the gas station. So many thoughts running thru my head. Am I cursed blessed or neither? Could it be meth? It’s a lot of meth if so. Not pictured: booger like object stuck to it. Gonna give it a bath later
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Update I got dropped off at my car and put the crystal on my dashboard, then my battery died when I tried to start it ….. took a while to charge but alive now 🥴
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Mario and Luigi’s last name is Toyota
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Did you know all the stuff they sell at the gas station is actually used
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Swear to god if I hear one more person earnestly discussing their dog’s lineage I may rot and/or roll in my grave
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Belgrade vs Cincinnati flags… oh we really are the Serbia of the Midwest
The US by places with similar Climates.
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I think I cook so rarely that when I do my cat thinks I’m a witch
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