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Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player)

@ClawMachine12

a chill beast

Joined November 2021
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“Wes put down the beer and pick up thag book” ok I have 2 hand 🤷‍♀️😈
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Your secret is safe with me except for with my girlfriend and unless I think my friends would fund it funny and I’m telling my barber
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Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player)@ClawMachine1213 Nov 2022
I don’t clean the dust out of the dryer so that every 4th laundry day the explosion that happens when I open the door adds some grandiose to what would typically be a mundane chore
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A Wes Ericksen biopic is reportedly in development at Sony Pictures. (Source: @thegameawards)
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Karu@KaruSnepMar 4
if Hitler visited Israel in 2026
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Been too lazy to rinse my dishes so I’m telling myself I’m limit testing my dishwasher
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How to sow without reaping
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Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player)@ClawMachine122 Feb 2024
Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits
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This era was the healthiest I’ve been in my life I need to go back
Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player) (@ClawMachine12) profile pictureVariant (Top .5% Online Risk Player)@ClawMachine1226 Jun 2023
All the nutrients a growing boy needs
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High as fuck doing kegles on my living room rug (Wednesday) #Wednesday #Kegels
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chu (@THEHORRORGOTH) profile picture
chu@THEHORRORGOTH3 Dec 2025
i think i just experienced the most perfect movie ever made
chu (@THEHORRORGOTH) profile picturechu@THEHORRORGOTH3 Dec 2025
now watching for the first time: clue (1985)
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Green Bay Packers
@packers16 Nov 2025
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Guys which one of these smells better I can’t pick one
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Never wrong, just early
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techbimbo (@jameygannon) profile picturetechbimbo
@jameygannon12 Nov 2025
hot girls have started using AI trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals
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I can’t wait to drink 18 beers tonight and practice my hard count at the bar
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Do you guys want to get Chinese food later?
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> everyone say your name and one fun fact about yourself > my name is Wes and I happen to do double damage
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This team fucking sucked this week btw
Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player) (@ClawMachine12) profile pictureVariant (Top .5% Online Risk Player)@ClawMachine124 Oct 2025
Real scrappy group of guys in week 5. Young and hungry bunch. Real gridiron team
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CHECK HIS WATER! CHECK HIS BAG! CHECK HIS BLOOD!
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFL6 Oct 2025
ooo that’s a beauty on the sideline by Diggs NEvsBUF on NBC Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock
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This and the Kyler Murray facemask fumble have made this game just a Looney Tunes episodes
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter5 Oct 2025
Has to be seen to be believed:
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