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Joined June 2012
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If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.
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Could it be described as " The second best darts lighting system on the market ". With the 360 being the best, obviously! xitter.cf/targetdarts/status/817…
This is not endorsed by @wdfdarts - unlike our #Vision360 lighting system, which is. xitter.cf/TheRealNickKay/status/…
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This is not endorsed by @wdfdarts - unlike our #Vision360 lighting system, which is. xitter.cf/TheRealNickKay/status/…
What do you think of my high tech lighting set up @Wayne501Mardle whilst I wait for my new target light?
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What do you think of my high tech lighting set up @Wayne501Mardle whilst I wait for my new target light?
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Come with me if you want to live
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Re-reading and liking my own tweets like
"Hahaha. Yeah, I get that a lot. It's Alan, actually"
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Happy birthday to the very handsome, funny and delightfully charming @craiguito #FF
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Walking through the Doctors surgery proudly holding your prescription, so everyone knows you are ill and that you wasted nobody's time.
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If you have one minute to spare, please watch this 😭😭😭😭😭 xitter.cf/imbadatlife/status/816…
I just realised it's the 1 yr anniversary of the greatest Come Dine With Me moment of all time - if you've never seen it, watch it now
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Hulk Hogan tries to quietly rip his shirt off during a funeral.
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parents: How are you? me: good narrator: mark was not good his house was on fire and his gf left taking his dog
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I'm brave, but not telling a barber when asked if my hair cut's alright that it's nothing like what I asked for brave.
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If you say handyman five times in front of a mirror he still won't turn up when he says he will.
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this is still my favourite thing ever
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"The names Blonde -" "James Blonde."
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Those who can't write their own jokes, steal. Those who try to steal and STILL fail, well that's just something special.
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