North West, England
Joined April 2011
[JOB INTERVIEW] It says on your CV that you are a magician, can you show me? ME: *Points on CV to where it is says I am a magician*
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Trump: I donโ€™t think about Americansโ€™ financial situation one bit. Not at all. MAGA: YAY MY PRESIDENT! Mayor Mamdani: I have cut the $12 billion deficit. MAGA:
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Hey Washington: Truth Matters. Remember this every single election. If youโ€™re complicit, youโ€™re gone.
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After spending 14 years making cuts to the police, the courts, legal aid, prisons and the probation service, Tory MPs are now queuing up to point out how easy it would be to fix it all.
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Allegiant airlines charges for a glass of water but you know whatโ€™s free? Ice. Now we wait.
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My zucchini bread pics got more likes than your tits.
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Sending out a little love to anyone who needs it today
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Self care isn't selfish its important. My lazy days no longer consist of pointless TV show's and endless games on my phone. Now I spend that time working on myself. Mindfulness, yoga, appreciating what I have and reprogramming my mind with positivity. Absolute game changer
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I just want to lay under a tree and stare at the sky all day.
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Made a list of all my skills. Got as far as: 1. Starting lists
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Like Fred West opening a new patio section in B&Q
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Being a parent is listening to your child call your name no less than 76 times, just to show you they can do something unextraordinary that almost injures them.
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Standing in the kitchen at 5:30 am eating Lucky Charms in my underwear is my whole mood.
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Old Trafford.
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Woke up this morning and absolutely buzzing to see that @scottbcomedyuk has made it on to สŸษชแด แด‡ แด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด€แด˜แดสŸสŸแด. Fully deserved - the best act on the circuit for me, the best I have worked with and a true gentleman. Follow the link to watch - bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0โ€ฆ
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