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OutOfLeftField

@OutOfLeftField_

Navigating life with a shot ship & no compass. Like trying to push soy sauce up a hill..in the rain..with a feather. Brain Cancer Warrior. RAWR

 On Favstar..it doesnt matter.
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Joined April 2013
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Laura Davison@ldptattoo14 Jul 2015
On 16.8.2015 @aatattoofamily will be holding a fundraiser for @OutOfLeftField_ and waveoflovefortaylor.com ❤ facebook.com/events/54750332…
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Back from the framers! Thank you @OutOfLeftField_, it is perfect!
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How can you possibly sleep when there's probably some asshole in Hollywood right now thinking of ways to remake The Princess Bride.
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How come whenever people hear voices, the voices always tell them to do evil? Just once I want someone to say, "The voices told me to hug".
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Boyd's Backyard™
@TheBoydP4 May 2014
Show me someone who doesn't have a therapist tweet & I will show you someone who needs a therapist Related This is my first therapist tweet
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Will Mackellar@lardteamaker1 Jul 2015
Replying to @OutOfLeftField_
@OutOfLeftField_ 'Calls in a helicopter.'
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Le Sigh@SharpeBytes13 Apr 2013
I am sorry but you seem like someone that has missed some belt loops on the pants of life.
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Henry 3000
@Henry_300023 Jun 2015
Find the influential by ignoring the popular.
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Le Sigh@SharpeBytes26 Jun 2015
Everyone knows the lettuce on the cheeseburger negates the calories.
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Be open to that brash person. They might just be the one who has your back. Not that smiling snake that's waiting to strike. True story.
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Sorry I screamed, "TURN ON THE FUCKING AC," and then stripped, in your coutroom, your honor... Hot flashes & hormones don't give a fuck.
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Disney World has banned all selfie sticks. It really is the happiest place on earth.
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Brb. Found a spider on my duvet. Gotta burn my house down.
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Le Sigh@SharpeBytes28 Jun 2015
For you my sweet friend @OutOfLeftField_
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Token Geezer@Token_Geezer27 Jun 2015
My favourite Deleted Scene on my Golden Girls DVD is the one where Dorothy gets his cock out and bangs Blanche just like that whore deserves
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mug reheater@findmydolls26 Jun 2015
The lights on your bicycle spokes gave me a petit mal seizure.
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..I was going to watch Mark Ronson at #Glasto2015 then I remembered I had arranged to be tarred and fukking feathered in the Lidl car-park..
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I just want someone to love me as much as Michael Myers loved Laurie Strode.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords224 Jun 2015
If ya in the Northern Hemisphere Happy Summer Solstice, in Australia, its Happy St. Swithin Day. Seriously, idk, Don't hate me, I'm pretty.
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Sorry I said your newborn looks like the creepy 90s dancing baby.
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