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Le Sigh

@SharpeBytes

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Joined July 2011
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I am sorry but you seem like someone that has missed some belt loops on the pants of life.
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What’s the equation of Lululemon pieces worn to time spent in a gym?
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Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
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No, I haven't been exercising. It's just the meat sweats.
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You changed your name to Hazel and were angry I didn’t know that meant you were identifying as a man now🤦🏻‍♀️
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My dad just said “you don’t pay attention, you pay the price.” He is watching the weather channel.
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sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants
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Had a sex dream last night. I wasn't in it. Seemed so real.
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Happy Father’s Day to all of the dad’s out there!
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All I know is, if you ever bury a Furby, for the love of God bury it deeper than I did.
Adam (@adamgreattweet) profile pictureAdam@adamgreattweet30 Apr 2021
“Furbies are making a comeback” sounds more like a threat than an exciting promise
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I'm only tolerant until I'm not.
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Can sex substitute for a bonus cardio workout?
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*seductively places bladder leak pads in shopping cart*
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All this technology and we're still shitting into a bowl full of water?
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There are people you can look at and just know they really need a slap.
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I've had orgasms last longer than some of my followers.
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When are we all changing our handles to include the “+”?
I need less Jesus on my Facebook feed Karen.
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