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Every once in awhile, a bio so amazing comes along that it changes your life. This isn't that bio.

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Joined February 2015
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He's a 6.75 but always makes you feel like a 10.
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The Detroit Lions and the Chicago Bears are both averaging exactly 31 points a game. That's all. That's the tweet.
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When I say I have to stop for gas I mean I’m stopping at Taco Bell.
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In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy. She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid. The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%. She handed out the checks herself. In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college. When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months. You've probably heard that part. Here's the part you haven't: The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top. Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave. She built her county an entire hospital. She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it. In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees. Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal. In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release. And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it. She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway. She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did. Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸
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This may be the image that defines America's 250th birthday. A woman sits calmly on a Washington Metro train as masked members of the white nationalist and domestic terrorist group Patriot Front surround her. They covered their faces. She didn't. Earlier in the day, Patriot Front marched through the nation's capital carrying Confederate flags and chanting that America must be "reclaimed," the latest expression of a white nationalist movement that has grown increasingly visible, violent, emboldened, and politically influential in recent years. Their ideology is explicit. Their courage, apparently, is not. Not one of them was willing to show his face. And then there is her. No mask. No uniform. No fear. Just an American woman refusing to surrender an inch of her dignity to a group of men who appeared to be seeking exactly that. The symbolism is almost too perfect. 250 years after the Declaration of Independence, and six decades after Americans marched and died to make its promises apply to everyone, a group of masked white nationalists rode the socialist Metro home in anonymity. The woman they tried to intimidate is the one America will remember. The people who hide their faces do not define this country. The people who refuse to be afraid do.
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Spectrum has been down for 3 days. No TV, no Internet, no home phone. This is ridiculous.
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When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Where are all the "I did that👉🏼" stickers for Trump at the gas pumps like they loved to do for Biden?
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I was realizing yesterday that I almost never see anyone wearing a red MAGA hat anymore in Florida. No giant obnoxious flags on trucks. Not even a bumper sticker. I know they exist but them being proud of it seems to be fading. This makes me happy.
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Kid Rock makes music for people who always look wet but never shower.
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There was a commercial on NBC about some project and it said "produced by Robert Redford" and my mom said "didn't he die". She rewound the TV, we watched again and there was no such commercial on. That is bizarre. Glitch in the matrix? Haha
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Texas has 2.1M undocumented immigrants and Florida has 1.2M. Minnesota has 130,000. Don't let anyone tell you this is about immigration. It never was.
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.@Lions QB @JaredGoff16 has produced two-career games with at least 300 passing yards, an 80.0% completion percentage and a passer rating of 155.0. This ties for the most such games in @NFL history. #OnePride
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I'm at that point in my life where my "going out" outfit is the same as my "staying in" outfit, just with fewer stains.
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It always amazes me that people will buy the cheapest option and then complain that it works like the cheapest option.
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Bob: This damn archival paper keeps jamming. It's like it hates me. Me: *looks down* There's your problem Bob. You're using ARCHRIVAL paper
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Replying to @HonoluluBlues_
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I bet @realDonaldTrump won't talk about otter gangs literally eating people.
Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters trib.al/XnhiSan
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Growing up with a race car bed really prepared me for having to sleep in my 2004 Honda Accord
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