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Luke Schwartz is nice again, 🤷‍♂️

@LukeDoesStuff

for booking inquiries: yes please!! Stand up comedian and host of The Comedy Store Doorcast. I’m nice now 2.0 in full effect. Legacy verified 🕶️

 City of Angles
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-comedy-store-doorcast/id1607875130
Joined August 2013
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800 Pound Gorilla Media@800pgm28 Aug 2023
.@LukeDoesStuff doesn't want to ruin a good thing. 🎥: 'Iliza's Locals', Ep. 3
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ret@rad_milk23 Jan 2023
ME: at del taco the mild sauce is in red packets and the hot is in orange, but at taco bell the hot is in red packets and the mild is in orange THERAPIST: you’re right that’s really fucked up
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ret@rad_milk31 Jan 2023
“ass or tits” bro her credit card number and the three numbers on the back
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Jeffrey Baldinger@Jeffbaldinger3 Feb 2023
There should be a “does it hold up” category at the Oscars. If it does, they get to keep their Oscar. If it doesn’t, it goes to a movie or actor (et al.) that actually should have gotten it that year.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.
@QasimRashid12 Jan 2023
Keenan Anderson—a 31-year-old high school teacher & father—stopped LA police for help after an accident. They instead cuffed him, pinned him, & tased him repeatedly as he begged them to stop. Keenan died of cardiac arrest from excessive tasing. His crime—asking police for help.
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Lexis-Olivier Ray@ShotOn35mm12 Jan 2023
LAPD policy states that there is no “pre-set limit of number of times” a taser can be used in a tactical situation. “However, officers should generally avoid repeated or simultaneous activations to avoid potential injury to the suspect.” @LATACO
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Pedro Salinas@salinas_pedro6 Jan 2023
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Rick Ingraham@RickIngraham30 Dec 2022
Pele is still better at soccer than I am... like, at this very second.
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Raj Desai@_rajdesai14 Dec 2022
I love worrying about things I can’t control. That way, I both waste time and feel bad!
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Pedro Salinas@salinas_pedro21 Nov 2022
"Closing Time at Buffalo Wild Wings" (Edward Hopper, 1947)
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Brian Moses@racebanning21 Nov 2022
We’re back on Black Friday with the illest lineup yet @TheComedyStore Tix: showclix.com/event/friday-ni… – at Los Angeles, CA
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Danny Jolles
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Out now. YouTube. Check it? Share it?
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Erin Darling@WestsideDarling20 Sep 2022
Don’t forget to RSVP and join us this SUNDAY for our first comedy show at Roosterfish in Abbott Kinney! Doors open at 7pm! Support our campaign and get your tickets: bit.ly/comedy9-25
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Comedy Groupie@ComedyGroupie18 Aug 2022
NO, THE PROBLEM IS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TRUE MERITOCRACY... ANY EARNED OR CHEATED ADVANTAGE GETS MULTIPLIED IN EACH GENERATION.. SO A TRUE EVEN PLAYING FIELD REQUIRES THAT YOU HELP THE DISADVANTAGED TO GET THEM IN THE SAME LEVEL WHERE MERIT CAN BE FAIRLY JUDGED...
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Steve Hernandez@BigHern14 Aug 2022
COVINA: Chatterbox Comedy Night is TONIGHT/8pm!!! Featuring3 @lolbrandidenise @LukeDoesStuff @BigHern @mowreymowreymow @ErinDeweyLennox @KazeemComedy Flyer by the Unstoppable ED BRESCIA Buy $5 presale tix NOW!!! eventbrite.com/e/chatterbox-… – at Los Angeles, CA
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Rob HaZe@robhaze13 Aug 2022
I would watch church on IG during the pandemic and crack up
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Chris Estrada: Nov 6-7 Salt Lake City, UT@ChrisEstrada854 Aug 2022
Check out the new trailer for @ThisFoolHulu. It drops Aug 12th on @hulu
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Pedro Salinas@salinas_pedro16 Jul 2022
Goodbye Jak. I'll sign you up at Tribal Cafe if you sign me up at Rockpaper
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Stanley Franklin@stanleypfrank16 Jul 2022
Everybody was jealous of how great Jak was
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Nick Nemeroff@nicknemeroff12 Mar 2022
Free entry at Dominos pizza today !! :)
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