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Comedian | Writer | Constant Trouble Maker | Host of Tough Choice with Kazeem Rahman Podcast - On All Platforms #comedy #StandUp

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
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So everyone is aware. This feed is meant to be for comedy and the occasional call to action for social justice and humanitarian causes. Some tweets are good. Some are bad/silly/stupid. If people have an issue with my tweets, my official statement is to refer you to this one.✌🏾
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Jeff Ross openly groomed a 16 year old girl and when she, later as an adult, spoke about it he used an army of lawyers to intimidate her and called her crazy and jealous of him (this is the standard comedian response) and all this shit and everyone that works with him knows this
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"I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate
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So… does Iran have a right to defend itself?
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Israeli soldiers tore down an image of murdered Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Akleh when they shutdown the network’s occupied West Bank office, and it wasn't the first assault against a Shireen memorial. So why attack her image? Al Jazeera's @soraya_lennie explains ⤵️
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This picture of a Democratic Party delegate laughing at the murder of Palestinian children should be circulated everywhere
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here is Netanyahu saying that two babies in an attic were killed by Hamas on October 7. These babies do not exist, as confirmed by Haaretz and Israeli police records. This entire story is fabricated. And the Congress applauded him for it
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I will never back down in speaking truth to power. The apartheid government of Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians. Palestinians will not be erased. Solidarity with all those outside of these walls in the streets protesting and exercising their right to dissent.
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Yo @UberEats. Somebody over there needs to message me. Your delivery driver put my food ON TOP of my dirty trashcan. Then took THIS picture like that was OK. This is a disgusting and a safety issue.
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We must not stay silent about what is happening in Sudan.
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1. Hamas proposes ceasefire, Biden & Israel reject it 2. Under pressure, Biden takes Hamas' ceasefire plan, and pretends he & Israel are the ones offering it now 3. Hamas accepts, Israel humiliates Biden by rejecting what he claims they offered 4. Israel continues bombing Gaza
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This came out of a faucet on the North side of Flint, Michigan YESTERDAY!!! So, tell me again….the water is fixed right?
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The protests across U.S. universities are important, the crackdown against them is important, but don’t forget to talk about WHY they are protesting. Israel is still killing and starving Palestinians, the U.S. is still arming and funding it. This is today. This is the story.
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Netanyahu announced today that Israeli Arabs will have limits entering Al Aqsa during Ramadan. Perhaps no entry, perhaps only over age 60. Apartheid, remember, is not just for Palestinians in West Bank but also for Israeli citizens if they are Arab
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#39 | Kazeem Rahman Out now! @KazeemComedy #theianiraroussoshow #tiiirs
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Yeezy Fans 13 seconds into the new Kanye album: "It's a classic. End of discussion. Best album of the last 5 years." It's me. I'm Yeezy fan. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #VULTURES
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It's quite something that Selma Blair can be such openly vile and bigoted and basically call for the death of an entire population with impunity but Melissa Barrera cannot share a link to donate to Palestinian refugees without her agency almost dropping her.
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So y'all are going to drop Selma Blair like you tried to do Melissa Barrera, right @ Hollywood?
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