Writer/Stand-up. I’m here to social network! https://xitter.cf/t.co/LOUst0RmfV

Los Angeles-upon-Avon
Joined June 2009
I made a comic.
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You can officially pre-order my debut stand-up album now from @blondemedicine. It’ll drop everywhere 10/25 with a vinyl pressing coming at the top of 2025. You know where the link is. Use it.
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What do mobsters love doing most?
10%Whacking people,
52%Getting their beaks wet,
38%Fuggedin about things?
21 votes • Final results
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Gonna go to his funeral just to use the bathroom
Leonard Riggio, who built Barnes & Noble into largest US bookstore chain, dies at 83 trib.al/Ztl60sd
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We’re having a good old fashioned pay per view event at The Borgata! #podcast #comedy #worldrecordpodcast #brendonwalsh #bonezonepodcast #jfip #borgata #ppv #wrestlemania @allthingscomedy @brendonwalsh @_rajdesai Join the WRP Patreon, buy merch, etc: worldrecordpodcast.com
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Jarella Fogella is back with not one but two supreme surprise guests this week only on THE WORLD RECORD PODCAST! #podcast #comedy #worldrecordpodcast #bonezonepodcast #brendonwalsh #jfip #tequila @allthingscomedy @brendonwalsh @_rajdesai Join the WRP Patreon, buy merch, etc: worldrecordpodcast.com/
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There should be a podcast where two guys talk to a third guy.🤔
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oh I guess they put my full comedy central half hour on youtube if anyone likes that kind of thing. they named it something weird but that's ok. maybe AI did it. at this point in my life...hey...whatever works. you know where the thing is.
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Leonardo’s rare “Mona Lorgon-X 9” (Monday laugh)
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The Raj Man is deeply saddened to so Hollywood give up on raunchy comedies.😞
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How do you make God laugh? Make a plan…for God to see The Raj Man live!😎
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She should pick Tim Kaine again!
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I’m sure Kamala Harris always dreamed of having her campaign headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware!
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Just when I thought this news day couldn’t get any BIGGER!
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I think Democrats should nominate whoever has the last name that goes best with the suffix “-nomics.”
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Weird take but OK
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I was ordained by God to be a night manager at Pizza Hut.😀
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How come no one has rebooted “The Cosby Show”? I think it would be a huge hit!🤔
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