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NYC via LA
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It’s weird that the only thing that tanks the stock market is people having jobs. #BankCrash
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Ladies, not sure if you’re into bad boys but I haven’t changed any of my clocks yet today.
I hate having to admit I once lived in RI, but I'm oddly proud of having the same phone number since 2006
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I've always thought it's funny, the amount of emotional manipulation that goes into a surprise party.
"Wow Julie, looks like, no one remembered your birthday...." Thanks, you are a great friend, or raging narcissist.
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Tennessee just banned drag shows but the KKK and other white supremacy groups can meet freely.
A drag queen has never called me a ni99er.
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Friends from home are like : Moving to NYC from Iowa and seeking an apartment! me and huz don’t need much, just a 2 bedroom with washer dryer and an outdoor space for our 5 purebred St. Bernard rescues. Under $1200 a must!
I wish my phone knew when I'd had too much coffee and could just put a content warning on all my texts.
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You can tell the pandemic is almost over because most of us no longer know the names of other states’ governors
I'm sure someone needs to hear this right now: You CAN find a boss who pays you what you're worth and respects your time
Pro tip: They are more likely to be a woman.
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When I say I want to eat better, I mean nicer restaurants, not fruits and vegetables.
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The only time I ever used my college diploma was just now, to kill a roach in my apartment.
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