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@vladpuf @nicepeteisnice Nice Pete! You're on Twitter! Did you know if you hashtag your bad emotions they will disappear?! Crazy!!

@vladpuf HAH! HAH HAH HAH! You are so Vlad right now.

New premium scratch and sniff hashtag from twitter is awesome! #SniffThis

#WCW Deep Blue. What an ass.

@toddtsquirrel Hey baby, you are just ruinous.

Chucklebot? He actually went up North to the farm.

@pvponline It's actually quite refreshing and extremely hygienic!

@ThePlanetBuster The greatest Wikipedia section headers are definitely anything to do with Casablanca or sun dried turnips. No foolin!

#sadgooglesearches "What is the saddest thing?"

The saddest thing is that Newt Gingrich is still alive and Whitney Houston is dead.

@Chilis All I want is an Oreo Molten!

#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople Hello! I completely trust you!

@toddtsquirrel What the hell man? You're always bleeding or dying.

@edbrisson Try Ctrl+W, That clears up plenty of space for me!

@rstevens This is Obama's nickname!

@photoatomic The world is ending soon, gotta get my tweets in!

#WaysToGetWomenMad Introduce them to my buddy Vlad! Hey-o!

@brandonnn Indie games would never sell data!

@SimonHausner Simple print job for me. Million dollars? Easy enough. It's already in the mail.

@danielblouin The saddest thing is a man coming home to his only son who is 12 years old and bald because you had to have that margarita.