Vlad

So many pitchers of beer to help me not be thinkink of all this batman twerkink nonsense. Where is real life beink?

Callink all lady friends. The 12th lady to tweet me is gettink super hot story and maybe photo op.

Drinkink Lonk Island Iced Tea. Is so lonk.

Is so ready to party tonight! Blue moon celebration! Drinkink much blue moon and orange! YES THANK YOU.

#duckdynasty is goot show. It is teachink me home values and how to beard. Is so goot.

This law in Russia about not letting my buddy Chucklebot be open about his lovink of other man is pissink me off! You are worst country!

#GoodLuckDemi You are sexiest flower on most beautiful spring mornink

His name was Theo Freedom and this is his tale. achewood.com/

In honors of SOPA, I will not be piratink porn for 20 minutes.

I am lovink of all ladies. Not you Lana Del Ray. You are the grossest dead bug on the smallest smart car.

Phillipe asked me how old I was beink. Old enough to love, little otter. Old enough to be makink sweet sweet love.

What is cup of this world? How is World usink only one cup? Is ridiculous. I am not understandink FIFA.

@SimonHausner Your mustache tickles, Baby.

#4wordsaftersex Most beautiful tubes girl.

#4wordsaftersex Did we havink sex?

#4wordsaftersex I need a sandwich

#4wordsaftersex Turn on Tv, woman!

#4wordsaftersex Gettink a little sleepy

#4wordsaftersex That's never happened before!

#4wordsaftersex Is like Rhino, yes?