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W-w-w-what j-j-just haaapened? I'm awake! Oh sh-sh-shit!

H-H-H-HOLY S-S-SHIT! T-T-TTHEY MADE A D-D-DAY JUST FOR D-D-D-DRINKING! WHO'S WITH M-M-M-ME!? L-L-LET'S ROB A J-J-J-JAI...P-P-PRISON!

O-o-o-h S-s-s-hit! Where Am I? T-t-t-this is nuts! N-n-n-n-nuts! F-F-F-FUCK!

S-S-S-STOP S-S-S-SOPA! it's my only s-s-s-source of m-m-money! i love t-t-twatter, im f-f-f-lipping you all the b-b-bird right n-n-now!

I t-t-t-think I j-j-just had sex with a m-m-m-mango! S-S-S-SCORE!!!

#WhenIGetBored COKE!

#YouNeedANewBoyfriend B-b-b-b-bitches need to g-g-g-get on my s-s-s-sack! HAHA Balls!

What the f-f-f-frick?! Why are you guys f-f-f-following me?!

I just puked in B-b-b-bieber's hat! F-f-f-frickin awesome!

#iwannaslap Your ass! HAHAHA *hack* *cough* *spit* *ptoo*

#thingsthatpissmeoff S-s-s-s-sober p-p-p-people!

I c-c-c-clicked the "Who to Follow" link on T-t-t-twitter and I'm pretty s-s-s-sure none of those guys d-d-d-deal coke.What the f-f-f-rick?!

Let's b-b-b-be Friends again dammit!!

Oh g-g-g-g-god! Hell was crazy this t-t-t-time! Some asshole ran over m-m-m-my portable meth l-l-l-lab! Jackass!

W-w-w-w-woah! How l-l-long have I been d-d-d-dead this time? Does anyone have any m-m-m-money for s-s-some s-s-s-s-mack?

*splut*

T s-s-s-showed me how to use this damn thing. I'm better 'an the g-g-g-guy who invented the internet...Bob Rushmore?

@SimonHausner B-b-b-b-best b-b-b-blackout ever!

What? Oh my god...what the h-h-h-hell is this? Am I the Internet? Oh god...am I...a n-n-n-nerd?