Public servant, Habs fan, defender of the Oxford comma. He/him if you must. Can fold fitted sheets. Knows the worst joke ever. (Don't @ me, just accept it.)
Ottawa, Canada
Joined May 2009
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To the 2 year old who has been watching a big dog bark, then answering with a high pitched "woof woooooooof" for the past 20 minutes: never, ever change
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Daniel Blouin retweeted
Dear Canada, I felt compelled to make something. To stick up for, and to honour. To show our strength, beauty, genius, empathy, light & heart. It's made with deep gratitude for the people and places of this beautiful land. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦❤️✌️💪 vimeo.com/1056619122/f6ec47d…
probably should have drawn the line earlier, but actual Nazi salute is kind of a firm one
Maybe see y'all where skies are bluer. Maybe not.
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Daniel Blouin retweeted
Me: the file??
OneDrive: you have a file for me? I can take care of that
Me: no I just gave you a file, where did you save it?
OneDrive: saving files is my specialty! Just gimme the file
Me: I just did and you saved it somewhere. Where did you save it?
OneDrive: somewhere, like you said
Me: wtf I asked you where you saved it, it was not a statement!
OneDrive: ”you saved it somewhere” sure sounds like a statement. And you are correct 😊
Me: okay so where is it?
OneDrive: where is what?
Me: the file that you took
OneDrive: that’s a serious accusation. I do not steal data
Me: ugh no… it’s a figure of speech
OneDrive: I’m suing you for slander
Daniel Blouin retweeted
Has Paul McCartney ever apologized for Wonderful Christmastime? Because he should have.
One of those days where the default tweet prompt "What is happening!?" seems entirely appropriate
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Alexei Kovalev when he was pissed off and actually gave 100% effort. That shift against the Bruins in '08 when Chara knocked his helmet off. AK got up and was absolutely untouchable.
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Daniel Blouin retweeted
It’s funnier if you say the Mets signed 37 year old Juan Soto for $200 million for 4 years
Source confirms: Juan Soto in agreement with Mets on 15-year, $765M contract. Deal includes $75M signing bonus. First: @JonHeyman
BREAKING: I am now following Juan Soto; based on the standards of sports reporting, I look forward to his joining the Public Service of Canada during the coming free agent season.
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Daniel Blouin retweeted
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
Fantastic idea
Creation of New Permanent Chair Dedicated to Values and Ethics in the Public Service @School_GC @PrivyCouncilCA
ow.ly/MqJs105M4uW
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Tropicana Field will not be ready for the Opening Day on March 27 due to damage sustained during Hurricane Milton, per @TBTimes_Rays.
Where the Rays will play in 2025 is TBD.
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Well deserved and overdue
The Raptors will retire Vince Carter’s No. 15 when they host Sacramento on Nov. 2, sources tell TSN.
Nearly 26 years after scoring the first ever basket at Scotiabank Arena, VC will be the first player in the franchise’s 30-year history to have his jersey go into the rafters.
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After this multi-year saga, it's nice to have a resolution that will give Habs fans a place to see our team play at home.
Per @SunGarrioch, the @Senators and National Capital Commission have reached an agreement for a new arena at LeBreton Flats 👀
(Via: @OttawaCitizen)
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1) Reading a map
2) Accepting that bad stuff happens and you kind of have to just get on with your day anyway
3) Card cataloguing
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