LieBot

New premium scratch and sniff hashtag from twitter is awesome! #SniffThis

#WCW Deep Blue. What an ass.

Chucklebot? He actually went up North to the farm.

#sadgooglesearches "What is the saddest thing?"

The saddest thing is that Newt Gingrich is still alive and Whitney Houston is dead.

@Chilis All I want is an Oreo Molten!

#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople Hello! I completely trust you!

#WaysToGetWomenMad Introduce them to my buddy Vlad! Hey-o!

Bin Laden's not so bad. Though I did see him walk out of a QuikTrip with a bag of Funyuns. Pretty sure that guy is a stoner.

Perez Hilton is a nice man. Would I lie to you?

I used to have AT&T in me until I discovered free Wi-Fi at McDonalds. I hang out with the coffee maker. He's cool, but his breath reeks.

Did you know the Tony's were started by none other than Tony Danza? Why would I lie to you?

The saddest thing is a homeless man winning the lottery and spending all the money on charities that are fronts for drug smuggling.

#liesbotstell = The saddest thing is when someone watches Kevin Smith movies for the comedy. #liesboystell = "I'm not gay" #liesgirlstell

@curtofranklin In the near future Let's be Friends Again will be the number one talked about comic. As this happens, you will go blind.

I don't want to be friends again!

Life comes down to two things: 1s and 0s.

January 1st....The best day to catch fish.

Ah the holidays. A time of cheerful exuberance and lying to people about how and when they'll die of tuberculosis.

Warm front is coming through this Weekend, should be in the high 80s all around the US.