@HowlingSponge

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Joined September 2026
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HowlingKanye
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Volunteered at a soup kitchen for my dating profile photo. I looked so sad, one of the bums I served asked if I was okay and gave me his coat. I'm wearing it in the picture. 14 matches. He's still out there, cold, and I feel bad. But not that bad. 14 matches.
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StatikSpark馃幈@statksparkOct 22
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Replying to @statkspark
This actually happened
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Nightmare F邪ggot
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馃懟馃馃巸
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Replying to @Im_human_too_
Lets say you're on the go and don't have time to cook something up.. what are you going to get..?
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HowlingGrimes
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Back in it with HR because my boss said it smells like ass in the break room and I said "better than upnigga right?"
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The look your friend's newly divorced mom gives you before spitting in her hand and giving you an enthusiastic hj at Thanksgiving just prior to throwing up in the stuffing and saying, "shhh they'll never know".
Pop Crave
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Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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Replying to @G0rmtheYoung
You clean and jerked that..? I don't believe it... Upload a video of you jerking it.
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HowlingJones
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Vale 鈾婏笍@BitterCRZDLonerOct 22
Just when I think I'm done with CP they pull me back in
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzin20h
Imagine a black guys cock, but it's in your mouth.
HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzinOct 22
Replying to @HowlingMeyers @Howlingmutant0 @Centaurlink1 @blabulon @bot
Tomorrow I'm just gonna say "imagine a black guys cock, but it's in your mouth." and go viral
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My boss just called me a queer and rejected my PTO request to stay home and play WoW Forever
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingJoestar
This would send me over the edge.
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Vincent
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I鈥檓 only doing nofap because the last time I masturbated I got very sentimental about my little Vincent seedlings and tried to scoop them up, only to end up covered in my own cum, which felt pretty gay, so I鈥檓 never doing that again.
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HowlingAdulterer
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Been driving the same car for over seven years and for some reason I just reached up to check if I had a sunroof
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Replying to @BabiestofYodas
After I got my burrito yeah..
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Was ordering a burrito at a local Mexican place and I asked for extra ice in my horchata and I watched the cashier visibly flinch and started holding his chest
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzin23h
Cyberpunk 2077: All these updates and I still can't make a fat bald man with a micropenis. Turns out life does not imitate art.
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Replying to @BabiestofYodas @HowlingAnderzin
Well I always initially thought he was deaf and communicated with sign language cause he is always doing these weird hand motions
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Was teaching the bull his multiplication tables and long division after dinner and when he got 3 answers right in a row he got so geeked up he hit my wife with a stone cold stunner in front of our kids
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