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Dedicated met lake bailiff ...Ask me no questions i tell you no lies..... loves a pint of do as ya told ..special dad .... Met lake till i die ✊..🇧🇷🇬🇧

West Drayton my country home
Joined June 2013
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…… please…..you though it was ok to come out dressed like this 🇮🇪😡😡😡…. Respect yourself….. TRAMP !!!!
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🤣🤣I went into a bar in deepest France years ago..no English was spoken, I got a thumbs up from the barman who pointed at my trainers and said “Stan Smiths”👍🏽😆😆😆
Replying to @drmathys_
Stan Smiths were the starting point of the U.K. football fans obsession with trainers . They’ve remained iconic here
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.... trust me ... things change once in the property..... don’t get me wrong not with all clients.... but in her telephone interview my friend was asked if she would consider massages if asked... I helped her with the interview as her English wasn’t 100% I heard everything..
Replying to @weldon_martin
I know someone who used them and they got told it wasn't a sexual service. Maybe they've changed their ways? 🤷‍♀️
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Replying to @weldon_martin
I know someone who used them and they got told it wasn't a sexual service. Maybe they've changed their ways? 🤷‍♀️
Do you show the other side Laura ? .... extra money for happy endings etc ....I had a friend who worked for you .... I’ll never forget the telephone interview you done with her ...... 🤔🤔
As some of you may have heard we've been busy filming a documentary about Naturist Cleaners! 📽️ We had so much fun and wanted to thank everyone who so kindly agreed to take part! We'll share more info soon! 🌱 #naturist #nudist #nudebody #nude #sexy #nature #naturelovers
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..... Never forgotten....FAIL WE MAY .. SAIL WE MUST ✊🏼#andrewweatherall
.... I was able to tune into the emergency services on my mum & dads .... better than the top 40 on a Sunday evening 👌🏼👌🏼😆😆😆
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I was too transfixed with the Subbuteo I’m afraid 😂
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..... shocking.... you missed the fact the drummer had a Boys Own T-shirt on @terrystuckshop 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Great to see @TheFarm_Peter rocking a #Subbuteo shirt on #TOTP right now on @BBCFOUR 👌🏼 In fact I’d go as far as to say its GROOVY !! @SubbuteoOnline @SubbuteoCollect @ProjectSubbuteo @SubbuteoPad @SubbuteoP
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... me too ... normally goes into junk 6:00 am the following morning.... yes I’ve had a few 😆😆
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Fiesta Supersport (in lovely condition) sells for £23,500 plus commission
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😆😆.... just wanting the cab to hurry up and get ya ... then it being the longest ride of all time , sitting there in silence , not wanting to look at the messages on ya phone 🤭🤭
The 10am Sunday morning cab of shame home 😶
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Bloody good job ...... what a terrible din when you’re trying to have a bacon sandwich in bed with plenty of HP sauce @Benwhiting72B @Carpero1 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Can I give a shameless plug for my daughters new small business on Instagram..... @DaintyDaisies.x bespoke resin earrings, coasters ... + much more please give her a follow... or even better buy something 🙏🏽
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THE BIG SLIDE 😱😱😱 – at Ipojuca, Brasil
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Is that kangaroo steaks ? – at Ipojuca, Brasil
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Dirty black yoofs.... chop their black digits off .... am I wrong ? – at Bom Jardim de Goiás, Brasil
Happened early this morning around 5 am Monday morning in whetstone (North London) two young guys with a crow bar tried to break into the house
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