Local guy (he/they). Capitol staffer (Reps. Madison and Clancy). MSP to MKE repat. Also into loud music, sports, and bad jokes. Opinions are mine and not yours!
Milwaukee, WI
Joined October 2017
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Hey guys: very happy to announce I'm working for @RyanClancyWI and @DarrinBMadison, as of Monday (1/6/25). DMs open to comrades, constituents, and nice people in general!
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
If you’re in politics, and you can’t imagine someone hating a sitting governor, *any* sitting governor, you might be really bad at politics.
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
A change in Wisconsin's legislature is expected to bring recreational marijuana legalization, with lawmakers considering regulations, business priorities, and lessons from other states.
It’s DEI Dan to the rescue!!!!!! Thanks comrade
Two days after Wisconsin's media swooned over David Crowley becoming the state's first black Governor, they completely ignored Republicans electing Julian Bradley as the first black leader in the State Legislature. Weird how that works, huh? heartlandpost.com/history-wa…
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
Yeah... weird that one is elected by voters... and one is not.
Two days after Wisconsin's media swooned over David Crowley becoming the state's first black Governor, they completely ignored Republicans electing Julian Bradley as the first black leader in the State Legislature. Weird how that works, huh? heartlandpost.com/history-wa…
Shout out to @npratc for letting a Heritage Foundation guy ramble for 5 minutes about neo-Marxists with zero pushback. Exactly who we need to be hearing from right now!! #bravejournalism
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
My coworker convinced me to install WoW Forever solely by telling me there are players that actively hunt Asmon's Alliance character in all his guilds and camp his corpse so he can't play.
I made an Orc, BTW.
I love him, innocent
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all
He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs.
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Might do a dramatic reading of this tweet. Thinking about it
Hey DOMESTIC ENEMIES, @RyanClancyWI and @SenChrisLarson
You should watch this and pack your gitmo go bags.
This is obvious to non Socialists, & FOREIGN COLLUDED, TRAITORS.
So anyway, how do you guys take an oath to the constitution when you're planning to subvert it?
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
Nathan Fielder: do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth Holmes: they are arguing about animals wearing clothing.
Fielder: right. But do you know WHY it’s funny?
Holmes: Because cats can’t wear hats.
Billy Evans *watching New pour an all-foam NA beer at double speed* yes.
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
This goes to show that Republicans never wanted to empower Black and Latino communities in Milwaukee. They just wanted your votes.
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
We have seen the villain. Now is the opportunity to break its monopoly grip on power
The tragedy of Tuesday is that, owing to President Trump’s second-term descent, a generation of conservative state reform is in peril and young political leaders are out of office.
on.wsj.com/4AhZ4M9
Tim Schaefer (Luis Lara believer/supporter) retweeted
Can we do a Friday news dump of ✨some personal news✨?
Here goes: I’m writing a book, titled Win Tonight. It’s the complete, behind-the-scenes story of the 2026 World Series champions, available next spring/summer. Keep your eyes peeled for preorder info in the coming weeks!