Mom. Comedian. Storyteller. Curly Hair… Judge me on the day I joined twitter not my follower count.

New York, NY
Joined October 2007
Welcome to the world Kaylani Sky. #babygirl #love
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How it started / How it’s going
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Replying to @_chrisgarcia
@_chrisgarcia HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎈🎊 We are thinking of you here in NYC! Partying with green juice like real adults in the mid-afternoon. cc @seankeane
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This is love 💗! Me, “I need some things from The Container Store but it’s snowing. Him, “I’ll go.” SWOON
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“Santa must not have been wearing his glasses, because the picture I made him had TWO swings.” 😳
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Replying to @tconrad
A deep Twitter hole indeed. Circa Dec 2011
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Here’s one way to reduce plastic. Get rid of the rake! It’s the least used toy in toy history. #nomorerakes #plasticfree #stopmakingrakes
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I feel like The Office is out of place in this search result @netflix
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Replying to @ericsteuer
Wrong ring light. This ring light comes in three sizes (all too obnoxiously awkward in size to fold and tuck away... and I do own all three sizes). I use the large one the most, just to justify how much square footage it takes up in my apartment.
I asked her to put on an apron to make popsicles.... to be fair she IS wearing an apron too. #momlife #4yearold
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