@seankeane

Comedian & permanent co-host of @RoundRockPod, America’s only NBA Podcast. America's Uncle Dad out now: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ERpxrE520H

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Next investigation from @PabloTorre needs to be about AD’s goggles.
Kirk Henderson
@KirkSeriousFace8h
Mavs bloggers also weren't afraid to hold his tubthumpin ass accountable either. Also it's insane he told everyone last year he had to wear the protective goggles forever or he could lose his eyesight and now he's just... not?
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OK now the trade makes sense to me.
katsu
@katsuxbtOct 18
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Much respect to Halpin for becoming a professional athlete and not switching to “Pete.”
MLB
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Petey Halpin bangs against the wall to make an impressive catch 😮
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A useful piece of advice for next year's playoffs: "If you happen to be watching the baseball playoffs with your five-year-old nephew, angrily shouting 'Kyle Tucker!' is a great way to feel like you’re swearing without corrupting a minor." mccoveychronicles.com/genera…

Brewers sweep Dodgers as petty SF Giants fans rejoice

LA Dodgers join SF Giants on sidelines as Milwaukee Brewers advance to World Series with sweep

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I always dreamed that someday someone would love me as much as Dave Roberts loves leaving a tired pitcher in too long during a playoff game.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerOct 5
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Stray Cats bassist ass stance
Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@lacho_ai_Sep 29
What the fuck stance is this 🤣🤣🤣
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Kylie Cheung@kylietcheungSep 29
re: this, i hope people eventually grasp campus sexual assault isn't some "elitist" issue. rape is a material issue that costs victims more than any other crime. the medical debt, student debt (even after survivors drop out), loss of opportunity, legal fees, defamation suits, etc
julia@eathedocumentSep 29
i genuinely feel hopeless when i think about the future of women in this country because not only are men raping women with zero consequences but the men who claim to be on our side mock and speak glibly about our struggles
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Steph Curry shouldn’t have taken a penny less than his max on that extension.
Anthony Slater
@anthonyVslaterSep 28
Kristaps Porzingis is out indefinitely to open training camp with a health issue, per Warriors. Another immediate blow to their depth.
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49ers beat the R out of Arizona
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David Larios
@tonicol22Sep 24
Replying to @AdamSchefter
The NFL has somehow made imaginary beer more expensive than stadium beer.
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Congratulations to Notre Dame for selflessly not covering the spread to teach their supporters a lesson about the evils of gambling. ☘️🙏🏼☘️🙏🏼
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Replying to @KalshiNBA
Please stop farming my story for engagement. It ran two weeks ago and you’ve tweeted three excerpts from it in the past two days without linking. I thought the insider trading and loophole sports gambling game was going better than this.
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San Francisco, I will be at Cobb’s Comedy Club this weekend. Friday and Saturday early with Annie Lederman; late Saturday with Eddie Ifft. On the advice of Sean McVay, I will be keeping myself on Australian time until then.
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As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
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Hey remember this liar?
Andrei Cherny
@AndreiCherny12 Sep 2025
With the many "hot takes" in the past 10 days about the Clippers/Kawhi Leonard, it's been surprising (though maybe it shouldn't be) that until now no reporter has bothered to reach out to me for the facts about that contract. This is what I told the NY Times/Athletic today:
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Nate Duncan
@NateDuncanNBASep 3
Maybe my favorite hilariously wrong argument in this whole Clippers saga: Steve Ballmer is really rich and sophisticated so he'd never do something this dumb. People really were saying that after Pablo's first pod dropped.
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Replying to @NathanCHubbard
Don’t think the former CEO of Ticketmaster should be complaining about screwing fans over
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The NBA should have considered what effect the Clippers punishment would have on the billionaire CEO of Ticketmaster’s son.
Nathan Hubbard@NathanCHubbardSep 3
1) This Clippers penalty is dumb. My son is in tears asking why I didn’t raise him a Laker fan (lol). I’ve got 3 years left on my season tickets. Why decimate a franchise? Who’s being punished? Leagues should operate from a view that the owners are stewards of the fans’ team.
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Dying at how the Clips released a statement like “we will continue fight to clear our name of any fraudulent activity ” And Kawhi’s statement was like “Yes I did receive some transactions orchestrated by the Clippers Fraudulent Activity Department. My bad yall wont happen again”
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