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Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
It is LITERALLY Blade Runner 2049 in California right now.
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Stanley Kubrick zoom call
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Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy
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This is so perfect. – at Seattle, WA
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They not gone make flying cars cause y’all tanks stay on E . I can see it now mfs Fallin out the sky talkin bout “ I know my car”🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣😂
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A masterclass in marketing from one of the greatest ever, Steve Jobs. Marketing is about values.
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Saw a man having a meltdown while also respecting the rules of the quiet car.
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I mean... it's just ridiculous really, isn't it? 🤯 #MUFC @MarcusRashford
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A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie.
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I’m gonna start watching Football if we have cinematography like this now what the fuck
This camera angle is literally perfect 🎥 (via @NFL)
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Such a special little video where Bill Hader talks about how (specifically) he deals with his anxiety. So much respect for Bill. Sweet and brilliant guy.
‘It doesn’t really go away. You manage it.’ — Bill Hader opened up about the reality of having anxiety and how to deal with it
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I edited my favorite avengers scene to have cartoon sound effects
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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Halt and Catch Fire was perfect. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Good luck guys.
Rami Malek to hunt a serial killer with Denzel Washington trib.al/cS9ab47
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Partying like it's 1999! 🥳 #OlesAtTheWheel ✊
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Morella midfielder Diego Valdes made a racist gesture before Chile’s match against South Korea. Then Son did this to him 2 minutes into the match 💀
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When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with.
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