current: @intel | ex: @theteamatx, @meta, @pytorch, @amazon, @futurism, @businessinsider | 🇨🇦🇺🇸

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
“Powerpoint is designed to persuade…internally, the last thing you want to do is sell.” - One of my favorite things I learned at @amazon was ditching the god-awful deck. Next time try a 6-pager instead of a presentation :)
"I like a crisp document and a messy meeting." @JeffBezos on @lexfridman "The document should be written with such clarity that it's like angels signing from up high." Lots of goodness here. How it feels when everyone's reading your memo, how the process of writing it might look like. No more bulletpoints for me!
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ONE OF THE GREATEST BICYCLE KICKS YOU WILL EVER SEE 🚲 (via @NBCSportsSoccer)
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Am I allowed to visit SF without wearing @on_running shoes?
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$100MM idea: a simple spam filter app/AI/web3/NFT/ GPT wtvr-the-fuck that filters out all TikTok/Reels links my friends, family, colleagues, 3rd grade English teacher send me daily across all my messaging apps. Phase 2 product launch: AI-powered auto-replies to said links.
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At the very least, editorialize any content that you haven’t made before you send it. “Hey, this 3-mins TikTok I’m sending you reminds me of that one time you smoked too much pot and thought you were an orphan.” -likelihood of engagement increases by 31%
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Hot take: ramen is better than pasta, don’t @ me
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A kid born in a refugee camp wasn’t supposed to make it! But here we are GOING TO THE WORLD CUP. Don’t let no one tell you that your dreams are unrealistic. KEEP DREAMING, KEEP ACHIEVING!
What a performance from the lads. This should be regarded as a victory by United, great job 😈🗣️
CASEMIRO AT THE DEATH ✈️ (via @NBCSportsSoccer)
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Best news post-pandemic. Make it happen, Elon. Happy to provide you with 15 years of Football Manager experience and guidance on all things-Red.
Replying to @elonmusk
Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome
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Magic. Surreal. United 🔴😈
Ladies and gentlemen: 𝗠𝗿. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 🌟 🐐 @Cristiano #MUFC | #UCL
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🐐is back where he belongs 🔴😈 WELCOME BACK, 👑
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Microsoft Azure launches enterprise support for PyTorch tcrn.ch/34jfwP0 by @fredericl
Going on 30hrs without power or heat in #Austin. I’m from Canada and despite our -30 degree winters, never had anything like this happen. Not sure who to point fingers at but there is are definite systemic energy issues in #Texas cc @austinenergy @ERCOT_ISO @GregAbbott_TX
You ever stare at old pictures of yourself so much that you start having an existential crisis at why you even look like that?
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It is LITERALLY Blade Runner 2049 in California right now.
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