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@reesxe

Chief Tea Officer•virtual bee keeper•loving plant mama•big red aficionado•proud owner of the wayward home for troubled armadillos•

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Joined January 2012
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“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans
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Falling in love with Sedona.
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
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Replace COPS with NSFW, a show about OSHA enforcement I just came up with in my head
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im going 2 say this again and again but if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, etc... you should not be in healthcare. you shouldn't even consider it. because those biases will rob someone of their life just because of your ignorance + your "personal beliefs"
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I adore @lizzo with all my heart. This is dead on.
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I miss New Orleans 🥺🥺
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Today is Sophie’s 13th birthday which means she’s got to have her bark mitzvah in quarantine
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Image from Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld)
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growing up poor means finding out at like age 16-17 that cheesecake factory is in fact not a fancy restaurant
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so much !
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checking in to let you know that I’m changing out of last night’s pajamas into tonight’s pajamas which I will wear until around this same time tomorrow when I change into tomorrow night’s pajamas. will keep you guys posted if anything changes
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A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?
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When the bartender said last call.. I didn’t know it was for 30 days😕 – at Groves, TX
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White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
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Only Houston would flood when it’s not even raining
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talking shit
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Nobody does it better than my H-E-B
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Happy birthday to my bitch!!!! I love you so much. We finally got some pictures together this weekend after 13 years of friendship! Cheers to many more, my Reesie Cup💞
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unhinged again
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i gotta figure out how to get out of this accounting class and still graduate
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senior year of high school i got there at 7am to do morning announcements then school then practice every day til 4:30 then work from 5-9 then homework and i woke up every day like a SPRING CHICKEN now i get home from just my job and i’m like nobody touch me nobody move
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