Manhattan, NY
Joined October 2012
I just wanted to share this video of my little brother living in the pillow fort he made it truly is a masterpiece
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A roll of paper towel hates to see me coming with damp hands, limp wrists, and a glazed look over my eyes
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This year we are doing no secrets November, truth only. You think your friend's kid is ugly? Tell them.
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Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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I started watching The Americans and sometimes the sexual tension between the two leads is so strong I pause it and look around my empty room because I feel like I’m interrupting something I shouldn’t be witnessing
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I asked my boyfriend if he likes Sissy Spacek and he replied "I've heard of it but I don't know exactly what that is"
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Paul Revere’s wife spreading the word that the British were coming on foot because they only owned one horse
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I feel so bad for the tiny bear they captured and used as a mold for honey packaging
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Submitting a PTO request because you have to go on a quest for vengeance
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A piece of whole grain toast and a cup of coffee for breakfast next to an open window with a chilly breeze...I am Little Womening today
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Is it gay to dream all day about finding the perfect sized bowl for the entrance of my home so I can put keys and stuff in it
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Mom didn't answer when I called to tell her to watch Julianne Moore's architectural digest tour now i'm sitting alone in my house thinking about how small my life is
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Getting gelato is a having nothing else to do activity
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I love going into furniture and touching scratchy $450 blanket thats only big enough to cover your knees
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Buying an extra sweet treat at the coffee shop in hopes of stimulating the local economy of manhattan
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There is a promise of more in the air today
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Going for a walk on a Friday night in manhattan to try and capture the magic of the Tom Cruise greenscreen scene from Eyes Wide Shut but failing because I don't have a treadmill
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What's worse? A deep depression brought on by the inescapable feeling of society crashing down around you or "not feeling funny anymore"?
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Before tv shows existed what did you talk about with people you don’t know while you wait you for your mutual friend to return from the bathroom
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Took a train to upstate New York this morning, watched a river flow over smooth rocks next to a lumberyard, then turned around, got on a train, and played Block Blast all the way home…the “American dream”
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The inventor of Salt and vinegar chips was like what if I invited a flavor that tastes like the inside of a glow stick
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