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I just wanted to share this video of my little brother living in the pillow fort he made it truly is a masterpiece
A roll of paper towel hates to see me coming with damp hands, limp wrists, and a glazed look over my eyes
This year we are doing no secrets November, truth only. You think your friend's kid is ugly? Tell them.
Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
I started watching The Americans and sometimes the sexual tension between the two leads is so strong I pause it and look around my empty room because I feel like I’m interrupting something I shouldn’t be witnessing
I asked my boyfriend if he likes Sissy Spacek and he replied "I've heard of it but I don't know exactly what that is"
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Paul Revere’s wife spreading the word that the British were coming on foot because they only owned one horse
A piece of whole grain toast and a cup of coffee for breakfast next to an open window with a chilly breeze...I am Little Womening today
Is it gay to dream all day about finding the perfect sized bowl for the entrance of my home so I can put keys and stuff in it
Mom didn't answer when I called to tell her to watch Julianne Moore's architectural digest tour now i'm sitting alone in my house thinking about how small my life is
I love going into furniture and touching scratchy $450 blanket thats only big enough to cover your knees
Buying an extra sweet treat at the coffee shop in hopes of stimulating the local economy of manhattan
Going for a walk on a Friday night in manhattan to try and capture the magic of the Tom Cruise greenscreen scene from Eyes Wide Shut but failing because I don't have a treadmill
What's worse? A deep depression brought on by the inescapable feeling of society crashing down around you or "not feeling funny anymore"?
Before tv shows existed what did you talk about with people you don’t know while you wait you for your mutual friend to return from the bathroom
Took a train to upstate New York this morning, watched a river flow over smooth rocks next to a lumberyard, then turned around, got on a train, and played Block Blast all the way home…the “American dream”
