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@reesxe

Chief Tea Officer•virtual bee keeper•loving plant mama•big red aficionado•proud owner of the wayward home for troubled armadillos•

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If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon – at Round Rock, TX
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MR. PRESIDENT TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!! – at Texas, USA
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I came to my friends house to watch the election and she said “do y’all wanna play a board game?” Like sis if y’all wanna be playing Apples to Apples when the civil war breaks out that’s ur business but I already fueled up the Prius – at Austin, TX
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“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans
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If u mfs name ur babies born during the storm Laurona I stg !! – at Dallas, TX
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Falling in love with Sedona.
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
Image from Shanna Friesz (@FrieszShanna)
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Thinking about the time I read the fine print on a commission agreement that said you had to meet your sales target for the month in order for ur estate to receive ur commission...& that’s on a capitalism baby!! Got ppl cold callin from the grave – at Dallas, TX
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Replace COPS with NSFW, a show about OSHA enforcement I just came up with in my head
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im going 2 say this again and again but if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, etc... you should not be in healthcare. you shouldn't even consider it. because those biases will rob someone of their life just because of your ignorance + your "personal beliefs"
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I adore @lizzo with all my heart. This is dead on.
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I miss New Orleans 🥺🥺
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when are they adding kombucha to the periodic table – at Dallas, TX
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Content from setx like this rlly explains why I am the way I am today – at Dallas, TX
rendon (@maria_rendon97) profile picturerendon@maria_rendon9718 May 2020
Not even SNL could not write something as ridiculous as this actual, real news report from my local station
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Today is Sophie’s 13th birthday which means she’s got to have her bark mitzvah in quarantine
Image from Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld)
Image from Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld)
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growing up poor means finding out at like age 16-17 that cheesecake factory is in fact not a fancy restaurant
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so much !
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this is how I feel about Garrett Greg – at Dallas, TX
Tess Gattuso (@tessplease) profile pictureTess Gattuso@tessplease1 Apr 2020
gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said
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open 4 surprise – at Dallas, TX
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