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Joined November 2012
at urgent care in miami seeing if they do fake boobs
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maybe the Girls reboot will be Pen15 style and they’ll all still be 27
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that’s just my half boyfriend don’t worry about him
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literal chills
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the trick to doing planks is not core strength it’s dissociating
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I don’t separate my gym days by arm or leg I separate them by fun or serious
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Gypsy’s mom in hell singing patient zero to Ken
Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s fiancé, Ken Urker, has died at the age of 33, TMZ reports. He was found unresponsive on his birthday. The couple welcomed their daughter in 2024.
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men want a cool gf until she’s actually cooler than them and suddenly they start doing unpaid psychological warfare to make her insecure
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vigorously shaking my red pepper flakes into the pan like a five year old with fish food
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When your heart is pure, you understand that every Taylor Swift song is good and important because each one expands the lore and context to the sprawling Taylor Swift epic multiverse she’s been weaving with her bare hands since she was 12 years old
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encierren en una habitación a matty y taylor y que sea lo que dios quiera
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such an empath I got stung by a bee today and am sad it died
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every 10th parking ticket should be free
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my daily affirmation is nothing is real
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all those nights you kept me going swirled you into all of my poems
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When you want a boyfriend and then you see someone’s boyfriend liking your story
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asking me if i want a boyfriend again is like asking someone if they want to go back to prison
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"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness
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“hothouse flower to my outdoorsman” is a fucked up thing to write taylor alison swift omg
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Tom Sandoval
my boyfriend is not cheating on me in miami he just has a learning disability
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