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Rant Rabbit

@rant_rabbit

An angry, unapologetically rude, and inappropriately honest girl blogs about her messed up life.

 New York, NY 10036
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Joined April 2015
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behind every great man is a great woman and behind that woman are her friends saying, "You could do better."
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'NO! It's Princess Chew Chew's birthday, and we will eat together at the table AS A FAMILY!' -I shout, tucking a napkin into my dogs collar
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China molds a new megalopolis, Jing-Jin-Ji, said to be about 6 times the size of New York nyti.ms/1fWe4qN
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Wishing this hotel room was haunted so I had someone to chill with...
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@marknorm2 Jul 2015
Nowadays when someone calls a guy racist or homophobic then they find out that person isn't, they almost seem disappointed.
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@marknorm3 Jul 2015
The 'b' in the word 'subtle' is appropriately subtle.
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In England, the Declaration of Independence is known as "old junk mail."
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I like my doors like I like my people: swinging both ways
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"@TheUSALifeStyle: @AnnCoulter TO #MakeAmericaGreatAgain VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP. #Trump2016 #Eleccion2015 #USA #GOP xitter.cf/TheUSALifeStyle/status…" – at Manhattan, NY
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Putting your money where your mouth is Is a bad idea because it has probably been in a strippers ass.
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Replying to @MrDavidAngelo
@MrDavidAngelo no but my 1995 Integra was stolen and recovered 3 times. Basically a communal car.
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elizabeth@Elizasoul8018 Jun 2015
When I bought How to Kill a Mockingbird, I was expecting clearer instructions.
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Bristol Palin preached abstinence, but clearly was getting her fuck on. Makes me think Trump has a secret Mexican family on the side.
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i have more selfies than friends
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@NBCNews26 Jun 2015
Mom admits plotting to burn daughter's ex alive, via @NBCPhiladelphia nbcnews.to/1SPxrQm
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.@realDonaldTrump announces he's running for president. #Trump2016
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eEric@ericsshadow24 Jun 2015
All 2015 Ford Mustang's come with the address of every strip-club pre-programmed in the GPS.
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It's not that I don't believe in fairies. I just didn't clap for Tinker Bell because she's a psycho stalker and an attempted murderer.
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Hobbies include: telling exes about all the cool new sex stuff I've been doing since we broke up
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Bob Kostic@causticbob24 Jun 2015
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony.
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