Tension Headache

What kind of stupid white bastard cop would charge someone for that? Can smell the pathetic desire for relevance from here.

One thing that saves me a lot of time and potential drama is people who deliberately misuse pronouns. I don't really have a preference myself, but I welcome the speed and efficiency of such a 'personality test'.

Koenen the Barvarian! #AFLWGF

Fitting end to an exceptional season. Well done Lions. Koenen surely best on. #AFLWGF #AFLW

I cannot believe the marketing team sees this every week, a rockstar of the game playing rockstar footy in a rockstar long sleeve and think the fans aren't out here gagging for one of our own. Give us the long sleeve #41. Particularly this one please. #sheisfootball #aflw

Just cannot get over the fact that the message from this is 'we don't even want to hear it'. I hope the misinformation folk are pleased with themselves. Chaos merchants with no soul. Your cheap wins are not worth the agony they cause. I don't know what humanity is anymore.

This world is so depressing and full of nastiness.

Gee whizzys. What a goal from Kelly #AFLW

So where could one buy a long sleeve jumper with a heat pressed #41? @catswomens

Trickle down economics only applies to price increases. Profits go straight to the top and stay there.

Exactly my reaction to this news.

No one in the business has received an external email since COB last night. Staff are divided. Screams can be heard amongst the sounds of champagne corks. Smell of office waste bin-fires is filling the air. New starters are arming themselves with staplers..

Have you ever noticed that people tend to dress up as things they admire and think are cool, and not as things they despise? Anyway...

My favourite part of Christmas is that December was a pretty stressful month and I pulled out most of my eyebrows and now I have to face a day of awkward small talk wondering if people are looking. They're looking aren't they..

And a good evening to you too, @MCG @billyjoel

This mornings moon-set (is that even a thing?) Over Mount Wellington, Tasmania.