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@rancheroni

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Joined October 2013
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[preparing for a date] me: what if she kisses me roommate: you kiss her back, bro me: ok me: *thinking* but why her back though
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I'm punching you I'm just not IN punch with you
Swim Jeans 馃憱 (@ShortSleeveSuit) profile pictureSwim Jeans 馃憱@ShortSleeveSuit25 Jul 2018
I鈥檓 drunk with you I鈥檓 just not IN drunk with you
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I made this thinking it would be funny but now I'm on the verge of a panic attack
Image from Fred Delicious 馃崋 (@Fred_Delicious)
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Good cop: you want coffee? Bad cop: where did you hide the money? Cop that freelances for BuzzFeed: answer these questions to find out what type of criminal you are
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ME: Your lizard keeps biting me. THEM: That鈥檚 a cactus
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some of you don鈥檛 know what is on netflix and it鈥檚 shows
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WHO IS SOBER ENOUGH TO TAKE US TO TACO BELL a novel, by an_toad
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eve: [eats an apple] god: [had no idea how he was going to explain childbirth] oh now guess what's your fault
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