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me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute.
therapist: let’s talk about your father
me: no
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[thanksgiving dinner]
mom: no politics tonight
everyone: absolutely
me: this casserole reminds me of the bolshevik revolution
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the social content the social content
I drafted for the after 5 rounds
brand channels of approvals
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its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral
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me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute.
therapist: let’s talk about your father
me: no
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“Omg did you see Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars and he laughed at fir-“
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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God grant me the serenity to accept the clocks I cannot change,
courage to change the clocks I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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“her forever home” is the funniest possible way to say this. like she’s an elderly dog who is finally getting adopted lmao
EXCLUSIVE The Queen will never live again at Buckingham Palace, her main residence for seven decades. Her Majesty has decided to make Windsor Castle her forever home and will do her future official engagements “predominantly” from Windsor @thesundaytimes
thetimes.co.uk/article/the-q…
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Pretty wild coincidence that the best music ever made just so happens to be all of the stuff I listened to from the ages of 15 to 25
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You can't make this up.
EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s inaugural committee will mark the first anniversary in office by blanketing airwaves with a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America. axios.com/biden-one-year-ina…





















