Returning from the pie oven to snark about stuff that matters / not into private chats. Parody (if the Aus govt is looking) 😉

Joined April 2009
Replying to @goodfoodgal
2 Tim 3:2-4 …men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, high-minded
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Galeries Lafayette is the most beautiful department store in world. In Paris it’s being looted by barbarians. This is what happens after decades of putting multiculturalism before assimilation and running mass migration programs from the third world.
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Four leaked videos from Gaza. Horrible scenes in 4 different locations:
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Usually our prime ministers go overseas to strike trade deals that benefit the Australian people Anthony Albanese went overseas to collect an award to benefit himself
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This is the Mecca Royal Clock Tower, the tallest building in Saudi Arabia. If a group of American Christians flew a plane into it and killed thousands, Saudi Arabia would never allow Christians to enter the country again. Christians are already banned from Mecca for being considered inferior, but there would be a nationwide ban. They would never allow millions of Christians to flood the country immediately after the attack. Christians across the Middle East and Muslim countries would be attacked and killed. And there would definitely be no talk of “Christianophobia” 25 years later.
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ONE LIE TOO MANY Yesterday, Albanese told theParliament: “I don’t go to the club.” But there’s a video of him at Marrickville Golf Club saying: “I’ve been coming here for decades and using this club.” This is not a case of “I’ve changed my position” or “it wasn’t our modelling" or "the dog ate my homework". It’s an open-and-shut case. Albanese has lied and misled the Parliament. The standards of ministerial accountability in a Westminster parliament are clear - Lying to the Parliament regarding personal conduct requires Albanese to resign.
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How would you best describe the Albanese regime ?
3%Dishonest
3%Incompetent
9%Corrupt
85%All of the above
1,219 votes • Final results
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Internet - please, I’m begging you. Do your thing. @catturd2 @DrClownPhD @ClownWorld @IfindRetards @TRobinsonNewEra @libsoftiktok
Labor want to ban all criticism of Labor
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Replying to @PaulineHansonOz
I think we have all the proof we need to know that Liberal/National Party (LNP) and Labor are a coalition. They vote together. They support the same things. There is no difference between them. LNP brought in the eSafety commission. Labor strengthened it. Labor brings in hate speech. LNP supported it. LNP brings in gun laws. Labor strengthens it. LNP allowed the states to mandate the jabs. Labor refused to allow a royal commission into the COVID scam. LNP commit to Paris Agreement Net Zero. Labor makes it law. LNP propose an under 16 social media ban. Labor makes it law. Rinse and repeat. It's a uni-party.
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If you don't affirm your son's trans identity when he is 2 years old, you are an evil mother. If you kill your three children, you deserve our empathy because hormones. Any questions?
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So, they ban all the guns and also ban rat poison; then suddenly this? 🤨
Here we go people!! Albo’s decided to push the button for Australia! We are Lights 💡 Camera 🎥 Almost Action… 2 Initial, then you’ll be sold boosters as the only solution! Don’t stress though. The company that makes these jabs was just spun off out of Pfizer, in time for mass capital from our government after “trials” on animals this week. COVID 2.0 - Will you comply?
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Why is my timeline full of images of women with long hair telling me they’re tired or something? I don’t care. I’m sure there’s much more interesting stuff I could be seeing. This algorithm is retarded.
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How do you make umbilical stem cell medicine elite and expensive instead of widely available?
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I generally shower every day. Today I decided to have a bath because my crust was a bit dry. I’ve got to say that I feel more relaxed than I’ve felt in ages. Think this might become a regular thing. Which do you think is better? Or are they both good for different reasons?
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Under One Nation, our schools will promote patriotism and encourage young Aussies to love their country, its history and its heritage. We will not apologise for our history. We are one of the greatest countries on earth, and we will be proud of this. As it stands, there are too many examples of our history being denigrated by our woke educational establishment. Both the Welcome to Country and self-loathing will be expunged from our schools. One Nation will provide change you can trust.
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I took a trip to Perth city today. I haven’t been for about a month. The number of gang tags on the freeway walls and overpasses was astounding. There was a murder in Bunbury last weekend. Does WA have a gang problem now?
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This is gold
The Guardian is into doing satire now!
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Fluorescent and led lights are terrible for dyslexia. We need to bring back incandescent lighting, especially in schools. I wonder if that will improve reading test scores 🤔
Old incandescent desk lamps fixed people’s vision better than specialized red-light devices, and the effect lasted two months. Dr. Glen Jeffery’s team took a windowless university space full of harsh LED lighting and simply placed the lamps around. No special protocol, staff just worked, ate lunch, used the bathroom as usual. Vision was measured before and a couple of weeks later. The gains were larger than anything they’d seen from targeted single-wavelength red or near-infrared LEDs. Then the improvements held steady until Christmas broke the routine. Incandescent bulbs put out a continuous infrared spectrum, the closest everyday light we still have to sunlight. Modern LEDs cut most of that out. The study suggests the missing part may matter more than we assumed.
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Apparently, posting more original content than reposts is the key to account growth. So I’m going to try it. As no one ever sees my original posts I could just be peeing into the wind. If you see this post please let me know 🫣
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I’ve been binge watching “The Blacklist” recently. It hits different now. We know how things actually work. It no longer feels fictional. Any thoughts on who the Raymond Reddington character is based upon?
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Grumpy Meat Pie retweeted
BREAKING: UNICEF confirms that Gaza has the lowest rate of malnutrition in the Middle East. The Gaza famine was a complete hoax.
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