Returning from the pie oven to snark about stuff that matters / not into private chats. Parody (if the Aus govt is looking) 😉
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Galeries Lafayette is the most beautiful department store in world.
In Paris it’s being looted by barbarians.
This is what happens after decades of putting multiculturalism before assimilation and running mass migration programs from the third world.
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Usually our prime ministers go overseas to strike trade deals that benefit the Australian people
Anthony Albanese went overseas to collect an award to benefit himself
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This is the Mecca Royal Clock Tower, the tallest building in Saudi Arabia.
If a group of American Christians flew a plane into it and killed thousands, Saudi Arabia would never allow Christians to enter the country again.
Christians are already banned from Mecca for being considered inferior, but there would be a nationwide ban.
They would never allow millions of Christians to flood the country immediately after the attack. Christians across the Middle East and Muslim countries would be attacked and killed. And there would definitely be no talk of “Christianophobia” 25 years later.
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ONE LIE TOO MANY
Yesterday, Albanese told theParliament:
“I don’t go to the club.”
But there’s a video of him at Marrickville Golf Club saying:
“I’ve been coming here for decades and using this club.”
This is not a case of “I’ve changed my position” or “it wasn’t our modelling" or "the dog ate my homework".
It’s an open-and-shut case.
Albanese has lied and misled the Parliament.
The standards of ministerial accountability in a Westminster parliament are clear - Lying to the Parliament regarding personal conduct requires Albanese to resign.
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How would you best describe the Albanese regime ?
3%Dishonest
3%Incompetent
9%Corrupt
85%All of the above
1,219 votes • Final results Grumpy Meat Pie retweeted
I think we have all the proof we need to know that Liberal/National Party (LNP) and Labor are a coalition.
They vote together. They support the same things. There is no difference between them.
LNP brought in the eSafety commission. Labor strengthened it.
Labor brings in hate speech.
LNP supported it.
LNP brings in gun laws.
Labor strengthens it.
LNP allowed the states to mandate the jabs.
Labor refused to allow a royal commission into the COVID scam.
LNP commit to Paris Agreement Net Zero.
Labor makes it law.
LNP propose an under 16 social media ban.
Labor makes it law.
Rinse and repeat.
It's a uni-party.
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Under One Nation, our schools will promote patriotism and encourage young Aussies to love their country, its history and its heritage.
We will not apologise for our history. We are one of the greatest countries on earth, and we will be proud of this.
As it stands, there are too many examples of our history being denigrated by our woke educational establishment. Both the Welcome to Country and self-loathing will be expunged from our schools.
One Nation will provide change you can trust.
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BREAKING: UNICEF confirms that Gaza has the lowest rate of malnutrition in the Middle East.
The Gaza famine was a complete hoax.
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This is a mind spinner! 😵💫 and it’s pretty f*cked!
Had to fact check and get more context …
It is “allegedly” due to a technical breach that arose from the department’s own processing delay!
According to the couple’s account and the media reporting on it. Rory and Michelle Hewitt say their solicitor lodged the visa renewal paperwork on time and within the required framework. The Department of Home Affairs then took longer than expected to process it—specifically an extra nine days in 2023. During that processing window, Michelle was later classified as having been unlawfully present in Australia. That short period of “unlawful” status is what the department has now used to refuse further options and force their departure. 
In other words, the technical breach (the nine days of unlawful presence) arose from the department’s own processing delay, not from the Hewitts failing to lodge documents or overstaying deliberately.
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Senator @HawleyMO we all know this man will never see a day in prison. Even if indicted, placed on trial. No jury, especially in DC will convict. However, how do you truly hurt the rich? You make them what they despise the most and fear the most, being poor.
I think Fauci losing all his money, to the people he has harmed would be the greatest punishment we can exact. So, the Senate should pass a bill that anyone that feels this man harmed them, destroyed their life, they lost a loved one, (I did my baby sister) is pysically harmed for life, whatever, they can sue. What would be best if we all came together and filed the biggest class action since the Tobacco Settlements.
Make this son of bitch so freaking poor he can't even window shop! Make him so poor, that when he goes into a supermarket all he can do is remember the foods he ate! So poor, that when he dies, WE THE PEOPLE are the ones called by the coroner for what we want done with his organs! as his LIEN HOLDERS!
WATCH THE WHOLE PIECE.
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Census is tied to households.
If the purpose of census is to enable government to most appropriately direct federal funding, can someone explain how exactly Australia’s 300,000 homeless will be represented in the Australian Census to ensure homelessness is addressed?
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Bill Gates held a top secret Q Clearance for 7 years, through the entire pandemic. He’s not an elected official. He’s not a scientist at NIH. He’s just a very wealthy private citizen who helped shaped the government’s COVID response.
theblaze.com/tech/bill-gates…
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I'm fun for about 7 minutes and then I start talking about weather modification, vaccines, CERN, lizard people, Adrenochrome, dragons and flat earth. 😉
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For decades, Aussies have been screaming from the rooftop that offshoring our manufacturing, insane union dealings and mass immigration is snuffing out our nations economic prosperity…
…Only now people starting to admit we can no longer generate wealth.
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Minister for Education should ban this
School kids are being organised to walk out of class next week to protest Pauline Hanson and One Nation.
Instead of teaching them to think for themselves, the system is turning them into political activists against a democratically elected politician.
This isn’t education. It’s indoctrination. And the teachers and unions allowing it should be ashamed. #AusPol
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Pauline Hanson denied entry to the ABC, Age and The Guardian at her Victorian press conference.
184 media outlets are on Albanese’s payroll via the $74 million “Journalism Assistance Fund” — including Fairfax Media Limited, Channel 7, WIN TV, The Conversation, Australian Radio Network… and let’s not forget the taxpayer-funded propaganda machine that is the ABC.
Do you really think the media will ever bite the hand that feeds them? They won’t ask the hard questions or dig into real corruption.
Albanese doesn’t have to worry and that’s what passes for “fair journalism” in this country.