iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical) header
iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical) profile picture

iMARRIEDtheCHEF

@mismistical

server/hostess/manager/expomarried the head chef

 Jersey Shore
Joined March 2014
  • Tweets103
  • Following209
  • Followers45
32Media
Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)Photo by iMARRIEDtheCHEF (@mismistical)
Fuck Sundays.
6
2
"I need a booth and not near a door but near a window and in a warm area" "hows right here?"
Image from Hostess Headaches (@HostessHeadache)
2
26
24
#serverproblems #serverlife #whitegirlproblems
Image from Your bitchy ex-wife (@bethers007)
2
2
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
Giants 360 (@Giants360) profile picture
Giants 360@Giants36016 Nov 2014
Something for the ladies this evening. #NYGiants #NewYorkGiants #Giants #NYG
Image from Giants 360 (@Giants360)
3
22
26
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
New York Giants (@Giants) profile picture
New York Giants
@Giants23 Nov 2014
Retweet if you have #GiantsPride - Giants vs. Cowboys Pregame/Game/Postgame Broadcast Info: bit.ly/1vCR2e2
Image from New York Giants (@Giants)
19
551
177
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
Ashley Scheetz⚓ (@ascheetz9) profile picture
Ashley Scheetz⚓@ascheetz91 Sep 2014
There's a special section of hell for people that come into a restaurant 15 minutes before close. @ShitServersSay @Server_Bitch
2
14
24
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
Ro DelleGrazie (@RoDelleGrazie) profile picture
Ro DelleGrazie@RoDelleGrazie2 Sep 2014
Ugh holidays #4myservers Ro's Restaurant Rants!: youtu.be/qv5gZV7I-do @thebitterbistro @BitterWaiterLA @Server_Bitch @waitresslife
3
3
i really don't like feeling like i need a xanax every time i leave work
2
16
14
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
Server_Life (@TipOrGoHome) profile picture
Server_Life@TipOrGoHome18 Aug 2014
I'm laughing at this wayyyyy more than I should! I can definitely see myself answering this way 😂😂😂
Image from Server_Life (@TipOrGoHome)
3
17
19
I wouldn't hate my job if it wasn't for people, and I wouldn't hate people if it wasn't for my job.
20
14
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
Words (@wordstionary) profile picture
Words
@wordstionary5 Jun 2014
Image from Words (@wordstionary)
453
9,430
2
12,055
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
paul sardella (@sardella10) profile picture
paul sardella@sardella104 Jun 2014
retweet if you hate filling these fuckers @itsaserverslife
Image from paul sardella (@sardella10)
3
9
9
Hello, welcome to the land of double standards. I'll be your trusty meal slave today. Feel free to talk to me as shitty as mgmt does. #fuck
8
5
How did I go from 1st cut to two 7 tops, two 4 tops, and closing? #serverproblems #serverlife #waitressproblems
5
3
Image from SeparateChecks (@SeparateCheckz)
1
47
52
iMARRIEDtheCHEF retweeted
sobe sobe (@sobewrites) profile picture
sobe sobe@sobewrites28 May 2014
Replying to @ServerLife1
@ServerLife1 If you're a waiter, waitress, bartender you will love this! #ServerLife #10ServerCommandments youtube.com/watch?v=Zdh49ZTB…
1
1
Replying to @Booth_for5
“@Booth_for5: When people start to seat themselves... http://t.co/SkcnfwP4Vo”😂😂👏👏🙌🙌
Image from Alexis Longo🦩 (@whatamess_lex)
2
1
I wouldn't hate my job if it wasn't for people.
19
15
im #ProPizza aka NOT full of shit, like most #GlutenFree douches. m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5273…
2
All within 2 minutes: Are you busy? I need birthday singers! Shit who has a lighter? What's the kids name? @ShitServersSay #serverproblems
2
1
8
Load more