Server Chronicles

Walk in cooler curtains will brutally beat your ass and not even feel bad about it.

TGI-Fuck You. It's really our Monday.

I'm so sick of fake smiling. 😬 @99serverprobs

Hello, welcome to the land of double standards. I'll be your trusty meal slave today. Feel free to talk to me as shitty as mgmt does. #fuck

I cannot express in words how bad I hate my job! I could however, express it with dynamite and gasoline. @99serverprobs @waitresslife

Legs are killing me! Might just cut them off today. #serverprobs

Standing on feet & legs all day that are sore AF from cramping all night because you stood on em all day the day before. #serverprobs #ouch

Can I get another ranch? Sure, you want that up your dick hole!? 😡 #serverprobs

Prepared to stand around and do nothing this shift because everybody is grilling out. #serverprobs

Another slow ass day trapped in culinary hell! 😾🔫

Setting the tone for Sunday brunch. Can I get a fuck you?

Stuffing menu covers has to be the most nerve wrecking thing ever! Why don't the sheets just fit? Stupid shit! @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter

May your aprons be as bountiful as a new Mother's milk engorged breasts this Mother's Day weekend!

Is butter a carb? #MeanGirls @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter @waitresslife

I'm so sick of looking at ugly people!

Apparently the church crowd is unaware of the 7 deadly sins.... 2 of which are Gluttony & greed... #serverproblems

Constant fucking fight in this place!

Terms of endearment such as sweetheart, honey, baby, etc.. Are really just code for fucker, asshole, bitch etc. in server lingo #serverlife

TGI Fuck You!

Want lemon with your water? Doesn't matter. Yes, bitch, it does! I ain't trying to cut more so I can just throw it in the trash later.