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i spent four years in college and racked up tens of thousands in student debt for a career i gave up on while still in my 20s. What else would you call this?

Joined May 2014
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Alright I'm done. Don't wait for me to beg to see you while I'm home visiting. Over it. #friendssuck #whatfriends?
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Hey server friends: Lets build a community for waiters and waitresses that can help us share our voice! thndr.it/1mSc5WI
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Replying to @tguinan_ox
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@WaitressFail can we have separate checks? #annoyyourserverin5words
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Another newbie asked me to plz not throw silverware at dish bc 'the water is yucky and can splash.' No shit. That won't stop anyone.
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I'm out for 2 weeks and they fill the place w new ppl. One girl ran into me as she walked quickly and looked backward. Hello? Served before?
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But wait, how the heck are we on a wait if there are 18 open tables?!? Are we in the same freaking restaurant? #serverproblems
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Finally said something to the hostess about everyone else being sat. She says there are 18 open tables and they are following rotation.
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Been at work for 20 minutes. No tables, but a table that was sat when I got here has since been re-sat, so that's good. #serverproblems
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My thoughts exactly #BigAReveal
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4th Guy: "What's on Draft?" #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
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We'll be splitting an entree. #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
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Following #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words and you can tell who has actually served and who is actually one of these annoying bitches. #serverlife