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If this triggers a core memory you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax
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Stephen Colbert: There is a video of Marjorie Taylor Greene berating a teenage survivor of the Parkland shooting. The GOP has placed her on the House Education Committee. Why not just appoint Joe Camel as Surgeon General to say smoking is cool?
Your bitchy ex-wife retweeted
This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef
Your bitchy ex-wife retweeted
I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk
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I can no longer in good conscience remain part of this universe and have decided to resign.
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May I ask you to retweet #TrumpMicroPenis?
Please.
It's such a tiny thing.
Your bitchy ex-wife retweeted
Why does McConnell refuse to give a few extra hundred bucks in unemployment benefits to Americans during a pandemic but happily hands tax cuts to the top 1%? Because he’s morally bankrupt, soulless piece of shit.
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People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
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This Mother’s Day remember, as much as you may be disappointed in yourself for being such an irrelevant entropic tangle of neuroses and perversions, your mother is vastly more disappointed in you
Enjoy Arby’s
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I do not understand the reluctance to use the federal Defense Production Act to manufacture ventilators.
If not now, when?
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Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them
Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us
So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang?
Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die
I’m dead. @Alex_Kack really speaks to my soul! I salute you #GreenShirtGuy
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If you're pro-gun, pro-death penalty and pro-life, you're also pro-hypocrisy.











