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no sé cómo explicarlo pero las pibas de mi pueblo que tuvieron embarazo adolescente usan Instagram como las de una generación mayor a la que les corresponde
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if you’re visiting nyc and you’re a good friend of mine and you DON’T ask me to stay at my place i feel like i failed you as a friend to not make you feel comfortable enough to at least ask 💔 i may not always be able to host someone on a given day but i would never be mad at someone asking!!
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If we have short winters and the weather remains this mild for most of the year, the UK has a genuine claim to be the best climate in the world. Thank you climate change.
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Utterly obsessed with hows shes been in 3 days and shes said she doesn’t give a fuck about men’s mental health, compared dogs to god, said she’s scared of people without limbs and has called someone a fat fuck basically. Camp af we are so back #bbuk
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FINALLY a successful we can’t be friends (wcbf) mute challenge in london
night 9 of the eternal sunshine tour at the O2 arena // (she smiled so i’ll allow it)
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unfortunately 90% of my reactions are fake. i actually do not give a fuck. i just don't want to make it uncomfortable.
My much older brother was a smack addict. He's no longer addicted as they won't deliver to his grave. I asked him what it tasted like, when I was 8. In a moment of kindness he told me it's like banana, knowing full well that I can't stand bananas. He likely saved me with words.
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Men after committing 99.9 percent of violence
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When you tell women strangling children is illegal.
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Tourists who have visited London this summer are so lucky, they must think it’s so great here
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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg
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Delayed kickoffs, pointless shows, breaking the rules of the games regarding the 15 minute half time, ad breaks disguised as hydration breaks.
Destroying the very core of the sport. Americans don't deserve to host anything ever again.
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Either way
It’s coming home
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