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London, England
Joined June 2012
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no sé cómo explicarlo pero las pibas de mi pueblo que tuvieron embarazo adolescente usan Instagram como las de una generación mayor a la que les corresponde
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You don’t eat cookies at work and they think you got an eating disorder
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if you’re visiting nyc and you’re a good friend of mine and you DON’T ask me to stay at my place i feel like i failed you as a friend to not make you feel comfortable enough to at least ask 💔 i may not always be able to host someone on a given day but i would never be mad at someone asking!!
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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Pauline like “I’m nominating Omar because he’s circumcised so his knob isn’t organic x” #bbuk #bigbrother
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If we have short winters and the weather remains this mild for most of the year, the UK has a genuine claim to be the best climate in the world. Thank you climate change.
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Utterly obsessed with hows shes been in 3 days and shes said she doesn’t give a fuck about men’s mental health, compared dogs to god, said she’s scared of people without limbs and has called someone a fat fuck basically. Camp af we are so back #bbuk
Sneak Peek 👀 The Housemates turn on each other in their first Shopping Task 🫣 #BBUK
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We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.
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Im going on my own and need a friend :( #bbuk #bigbrotheruk #bigbrother
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FINALLY a successful we can’t be friends (wcbf) mute challenge in london night 9 of the eternal sunshine tour at the O2 arena // (she smiled so i’ll allow it)
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“Women should let their husbands lead them” The husbands: “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do, I need you to make me a list”
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unfortunately 90% of my reactions are fake. i actually do not give a fuck. i just don't want to make it uncomfortable.
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Melissa retweeted
My much older brother was a smack addict. He's no longer addicted as they won't deliver to his grave. I asked him what it tasted like, when I was 8. In a moment of kindness he told me it's like banana, knowing full well that I can't stand bananas. He likely saved me with words.
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Melissa retweeted
Men after committing 99.9 percent of violence
When you tell women strangling children is illegal.
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2004 this song was made. Been downhill from here ever since… I think we should re-make it lol.
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Me after it only got about 20% darker than it normally is at this time
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the sun watching the moon eclipse it:
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Tourists who have visited London this summer are so lucky, they must think it’s so great here
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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg
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Delayed kickoffs, pointless shows, breaking the rules of the games regarding the 15 minute half time, ad breaks disguised as hydration breaks. Destroying the very core of the sport. Americans don't deserve to host anything ever again.
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