@judecomputer

i was forged not born

Joined February 2009
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i don’t post shit i don’t go online
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incredibly charmed birthday week starts tomorrow and the schedule is something like: - seeing You Can See Everything - going to karaoke - seeing The Devils - chanterelle risotto at one of my favorite restaurants - karaoke again - Geese show - funfetti cake - Phoebe Bridgers show
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when i invite someone to join me for this and they seem hesitant
jude@judecomputerSep 13
how many people do you think i could convince to see the devils restoration in theaters with me on my birthday. i’m thinking like 4 or 5 at least
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apparently some people have “work” and “can’t leave early for psychosexual religious arthouse films”… if you hate me and want me dead just say that
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the best part is joan doing cocaine for the first time and saying “i feel like someone just gave me some VERY good news”
jude@judecomputerOct 13
so far the worst part about watching mad men is constantly having to look up what a certain dollar amount equivalent would be today
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“My Friend Wanted To Hear All Of My Thoughts During My First Time Watching Mad Men”, Selected Works From Seasons 1-5
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if i were a horse i'd be so difficult to work with. absolutely no work ethic just standing there being expensive
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my favorite body wash was discontinued so i’m searching for a new one and all the highly recommended ones are $35-$60 a bottle. i’m not opposed to it but it is a surprising price point.
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other people’s “adhd hacks” will talk about task pairing and index cards and stuff, but i am here to tell you mine which is i put this song on and put my hair in a bun and pretend its like 6am and i am a beautiful and popular person with her shit together open.spotify.com/track/0frKt…

Perfect Day - Chris Lord Alge Mix

Hoku · Legally Blonde · Song · 2001

open.spotify.com
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just talked to my other sister and learned that after my dad was cremated, his family offered to give my mom half of his ashes (they were divorced), but she wanted all of them so she refused the half out of spite. she always told us they refused to give us any. very cool!
jude@judecomputerOct 9
my mom told my sister that she lied about how our dad died and he actually committed suicide, so now i’m figuring out how to request records related to a death from 20 years ago from various offices in connecticut
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so far the worst part about watching mad men is constantly having to look up what a certain dollar amount equivalent would be today
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jude retweeted
.@OmgemeralddddOct 13
I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human
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these were backordered and are getting delivered today. very exciting
jude@judecomputerMay 1
finally caved and ordered some toskovat samples. gotta see what all the fuss is about.
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shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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if you’re my friend and you’re in my city you can almost always stay with me. you don’t even have to be traveling. you can be my friend who also lives in my city. sleepover party at my place. any time.
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3 different people texted me to let me know/ask my thoughts about what happened on Goliath and that has made me realize i probably talk about roller coasters with greater frequency and fervor than i think i do
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gods favorite team baby
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adding this show into the enormous file of evidence to support my stance that if you’re charismatic enough you should be allowed to smoke inside whenever you want
jude@judecomputerOct 11
i feel like this is not a safe space to say this but i cannot shy away from what’s in my heart: the mad men theme song is very menacing compared to the content of the show. what’s the deal there. why is that the song.
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it was vans then and it’s vans now HOWEVER in 7th grade i really wanted a pair of black and pink etnies but my mom wouldn’t let me get them because she said people would think i was gay :)
harb
@harbizardOct 10
fuck your astrological sign, what brand of skate shoes did you wear in middle school?
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(joke is on her, people thought i was gay because they saw me making out with girls in the band hallway during lunch)
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are you kidding me with this
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buddy really prefers his personal space so they usually just sleep near each other, but grim loves to cuddle him and sometimes he lets her
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