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Matthy Hews retweeted
this tweet is like one of those HR training exercises where you have to circle all the things that went wrong
Matthy Hews retweeted
Fun experiment: If you're left leaning, go to shadowban.yuzurisa.com/ and enter your handle to see if you've been shadowbanned in an attempt by Elon to silence the left. Since I've been shadowbanned too, hit retweet to get this to as many people as possible.
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So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.)
Today, I officially librated that ending.
Er, what does that mean?
🧵
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Hey followers (and beyond hopefully...). I am working on a piece about Indian specialty robusta and would love to chat to a few of you who like it/love it/die for it (or hate it). No expertise needed, just consumers and enthusiasts. Please RT for reach — thank you!
Matthy Hews retweeted
try our new game Shirtle! it's basically wordle but the word is always "SHIRT". it fucking sucks
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I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.
As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵
Matthy Hews retweeted
I lost lost my job at the novelty hat factory today. They're stuck with 50,000 "Nobody's Perfect!" hats and apparently no sense of irony.
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This is Higgins. I’m told he’s the softest boxer boy ever. He recently had a mast cell tumor removed from his foot, but some deep tissue cancer remained. He’s been cleared for radiation therapy and you can help him get it by clicking below. 13/10
gofundme.com/higginsbeatscan…
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Thanks, how does it feel to have your name finally attached to something funny? xitter.cf/loganpaul/status/99138… – at Los Angeles, CA
... but not gonna lie this single tweet is funnier than your entire netflix special xitter.cf/chrisdelia/status/9912…
