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Got my first ever piece of clothing today that I think just looks good on me no caveats. Thanks @hivemindassoc the maroon crewneck is goated.
I’d like to apologize to that girl I fervently defended Woody Allen to six years ago. I realize now that I was thinking of Larry David.
[Two word phrase]? More like [two word phrase with the first syllable of each word swapped]! *white men begin clapping*
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this tweet is like one of those HR training exercises where you have to circle all the things that went wrong
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Fun experiment: If you're left leaning, go to shadowban.yuzurisa.com/ and enter your handle to see if you've been shadowbanned in an attempt by Elon to silence the left. Since I've been shadowbanned too, hit retweet to get this to as many people as possible.
Guys, I just asked mary and she actually does know. Oh hold on my phone’s ringing. “Yeah whats that? Oh my god… a second plane?”
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So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.)
Today, I officially librated that ending.
Er, what does that mean?
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The number of times someone has been like “you’ve never had this character flaw before but it seems like this could have been understood to have shown it so I will assume you are a bad person” is astounding
Its like “no babe please, I swear, you just remind me of my friend from Toronto, she loves the Car Seat Head Rests, no babe please, don’t go”
Hyperpop fans be like “yeah its a good song” but when I listen all I hear is the thousand unknowable voices of an angry god telling me to lock the door and start the fire but pitch shifted up twenty octaves
‘Arry Potta fans be like “oh yeah my favorite character is Martin Blacksareinferiorbydesign. I just really like his arc where he says that slavery is a good thing because it promotes economic growth.” And take like 15 years to realize it might be racist