@MILFWEEED

i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed

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Joined February 2012
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Rolling with Milfweeed by Haley OC - Noodle Doink I hope y'all enjoy :) <3 I put a lot of love, effort and weed into this.
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BTS fun fact from The Love Hypothesis: to apply lili reinhart’s wig, they threw it in the air and had her run under it
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when you dream about work you should get the day off because technically I’m in overtime now
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got a big event where my picture will be taken a lot this weekend so I’m gonna pluck a load bearing eyebrow and see if it’s really load bearing
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this is that weather Chappell Roan was singing about when she said it was 199°
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there’s nothing like spinning the block with someone you loved when you were young 😌
Τεχίλλα@blakboii2Jul 14
List of men Ariana Grande has dated: Graham Phillips (2008–2011) Jordan Viscomi (2011–2012) Nathan Sykes (2013) Big Sean (2014–2015) Ricky Alvarez (2015–2016) Mac Miller (2016–2018) Pete Davidson (2018) Dalton Gomez (2020–2023) Ethan Slater (2023–2026) Ricky Alvarez (2026- )
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Berghain Bouncers
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therapist and I wore the same exact pair of Birkenstocks to our session
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Every time I see this there’s another famous actor in it cause why is Kent from Veep in there!!!
CM@conorpalMay 24
“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.
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I feel like such a little cuck when I type Gmail into google
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But sometimes the bar at the top of the screen to click Gmail isn’t there!!
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today’s weather has got me responding to every single hinge message I’ve ever been sent
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Haley OC retweeted
Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMitMar 5
Not enough people remember or talk about You’re The Worst, an elite LA comedy series
baby gorgeous@thenoasletterMar 4
you know what other show had five perfect seasons in the fx ecosystem?
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almost Easter and he still hasn’t asked me to be his silly rabbit..
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need to get cast in the final season of industry #byanymeans
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if industry has taught me anything it’s that I really fw the pet shop boys…
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Industry’s music supervisor deserves to be absolutely sucked sideways for the work he’s putting down
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she had Harper paying her £3k to rent a room in her parent’s house where she’s living rent free….
leslie@lesliezyeFeb 19
the way yasmin has never ever, not once, successfully outplayed anyone, ever, at all #IndustryHBO
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tweeting at the behest of my therapist. we’re working on making me worse.
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Young hoes eat their cheese straight out of the fridge
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My aunt taught me about letting the cheese get to room temp and I’ll never go back it’s a flavor explosion 💯
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