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New York, NY
Joined February 2011
Jessica Sparacio retweeted
ayo edebiri host with jeremy strong in character as kendall roy as the musical guest
Who’s your dream host and musical guest for this season of #SNL?
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Jessica Sparacio retweeted
High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)
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me on my me when i’m way to work at work
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This one video so eloquently describes everything that's wrong with America right now
DEMOCRATS and CONGRESS and REPUBLICANS and WAR
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the spider on the queen’s coffin:
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retweet mud dog instantly
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Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave
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the monkeypox vaccine questionnaire
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For all you bitches who are anti-rat :
I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀 #herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM
Jessica Sparacio retweeted
I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀 #herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM
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Friend :)
Wanna play a fun game? It's called "try to ID the animal depicted in a medieval illustration." This one was from "Der Naturen Bloeme" by poet Jacob van Maerlant, circa 1350.
🥺 why not me
The moment my life changed forever
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Finally some good news
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Fuck this book 🫠
9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!
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9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!
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Some personal news
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idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)
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idk why periods bring out the “let’s see how long i can endure this pain without painkillers” masochism in me it’s not the vibe stop
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