Imagine My Burger For Me

All i Need is a One Million Dollars

a Lot of theTime When Peopletalk to me they Seem to Assume that i am Aware of thePhrases and Referencesthey Make And that i Completely Understand andCan Define the Words They Use when in Reality i am Just Smiling asHard as i Can at them Until They Look at Me With Understanding

i found this on the Floor at Wal Mart

In the Morning i Go to Breakfast Class and in The Afternoon i Go to Lunch Class. Guess where i Go in the Evening

Spent 2 Hours before Bed Just Laying There in the Dark Trying to Spin that Damned Apple in my Head all i Could Do was Picture Every Bad Thing That Ever Happened to Me and Feel It As Though it Was Happening Again

28 Years Old

the Only Reason to Be Friends with a Man is to Do Bits

i’m Really Sorry for Doing That i am Just Trying to Feel Good

i Have Lost Weight and i Have to Continue to Do So Even Though i Am So Hungry for a Cheeseburger and a 15 Pack of Beer because if i Get Anywhere Near 200 Pounds Again i Will Strap a Bomb to My Chest and Walk Into my Neighbours House

Chicken soup for the Soul ? How about You Put some Chicken Soup in My Bowl and get me Some Crackers to go With it because i’m Hungry!

My Favourite Member of Family Guy is Iroquois Griffin

i’m a Radical Feminist because i Love Women and My Desire to Hang Ten on a Massive Double Overhead is Truly Unslakable

i Want to Write a Story a Long Form Piece of Wordship but i’ve Spent so Long on Here Funnelling everything i’ve Ever Written Through a 280 Character Limit and have Become Efficient at Condensing Thoughts and Seemingly Completely Unable to Now Expand Upon Them