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AZIZ ANSARI, CONSOLING A HYSTERICAL REGGIE WATTS ON THE PHONE: Yeesh, buddy, that’s a real fuck shit stack!
TEXT NOTIFICATION FROM ERIC WAREHEIM: primo 20 year old polysecure slizz at tenants tn. do NOT bring condoms. grilled asparagus w/ truffle oil & duck confit!! [View Image]
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{nudging my friend after he’s had sex} Heh heh heh. You dirty dog... come on then, spill the beans. Was she kind?
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Ladies… If you meet a Guy who doesn’t like me for whatever reason…. That’s a HUGE Red Flag 🚩 lol Just sayin
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i think being exposed to and socialized to be able to connect to many different types of people is a great innoculator against becoming a reactionary. it really keeps you in a “well it depends” mindset which i think is the one best equipped to grasp reality
Every time i come on here you guys r arguing about pornography as if it’s all the same thing. when literally some of them the girl is wearing glasses and other ones no glasses
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Individualism is such a disease you can say every person should have a home, healthcare, food, and a job and people just go “but what about my enemies…”
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Other shit is evidence of an emotional wound. But it makes a lot of sense to like candy, orgasms and other stuff that feels amazing.
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Stan twitter!!! Please pay your Twitter tax to this lady as she was behind this iconic phase!!
Hiiiii guysss i broke my back and it sucks. here’s my gofundme. love u ! gofund.me/cbc998612
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have you ever called someone a glamorous philosopher? have you ever asked if we should invite bella hadid? well that means you should support @freshhel during as she recovers from BREAKING HER BACK! in fact, you owe her gofundme.com/f/broken-back-b…
Hiiiii guysss i broke my back and it sucks. here’s my gofundme. love u ! gofund.me/cbc998612
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If you are on this site in 2026 you probably owe @freshhel for being the funniest person in your phone…anyway she broke her back!!! Please help her out <3
gofundme.com/f/broken-back-b…
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Helena carried Twitter on her back for a fat minute and it still resonates so wouldn’t it be nice if we helped her get it fixed 🙂↕️
Hiiiii guysss i broke my back and it sucks. here’s my gofundme. love u ! gofund.me/cbc998612



















