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New York, NY
Joined February 2011
Jessica Sparacio retweeted
ayo edebiri host with jeremy strong in character as kendall roy as the musical guest
Who’s your dream host and musical guest for this season of #SNL?
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High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)
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me on my me when i’m way to work at work
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This one video so eloquently describes everything that's wrong with America right now
CSPAN 5@CSPANFive3 Oct 2022
DEMOCRATS and CONGRESS and REPUBLICANS and WAR
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the spider on the queen’s coffin:
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retweet mud dog instantly
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Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave
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Jessica Sparacio retweeted
the monkeypox vaccine questionnaire
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I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀 #herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM
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Finally some good news
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9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!
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Some personal news
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idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)
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idk why periods bring out the “let’s see how long i can endure this pain without painkillers” masochism in me it’s not the vibe stop
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How come a website can remember how many free articles I've read this month but not the fact that I'm already a subscriber who's signed in three times in the last week?
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here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them
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Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.
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