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I think my heritage has made my blood equal parts bagpipe music and the need to feed people cabbage.
HELL YEAH houses should have more transom windows! - a real life thing I just said, out loud to myself, while looking at Pinterest #thisis38iguess
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We talk about this often in our house and our mantra tends to be: Be just as kind and polite to your own family/the people you live with as you would be to a stranger. Say please. Say thank you. Mean both.
@ReidRomance you're so right. "There was a difference between making allowances for someone based on extenuating circumstances and allowing people to treat you like crap due to their extenuating circumstances".
Being an adult means never having to apologize for how many soft blankets are in your house. #givemeallthesofts
For as much baking as I did before Christmas, it’s egregious that there is no dessert I want to eat in my house today, the 26th of December.
Brain too awake! Time to rage about (spins wheel): Capsule Wardrobes! Why say “for work” but there’s jeans? Or “winter” but with flats instead of maybe boots where your toes DON’T FREEZE? Plus! Jackets don’t count! I’m not wearing a trench coat around the office all day, Debra.
My newest shirt design, inspired by watching reruns of @GuyFieri’s #dinersdriveinsanddives 😂🍜 teepublic.com/t-shirt/358493…
When my grandma passed in 07, I inherited some of her art supplies. I just washed a brush I used for red paint and a ton of brown also came out of it. Funny — I’d just been thinking that she’d like what I’m working on. 🤍
When you fall down the rabbit hole that is your own old tweets and Past You is still funny. #foreverlaughingatmyownjokes
Why do some people look classy with a low ponytail and I look like one of the early presidents no one remembers?
If you opened someone else’s kitchen cabinet and found a jar labeled only with this image, would you know what’s in it? #thymeofmylife
Review: Starbucks iced apple crisp oat milk macchiato — tastes like drinking two different candles at the same time.
Got on Twitter specifically to thank @griffinmcelroy and co. for making The Adventure Zone. I just finished the Balance arc and omg so good. #TheZoneCast 💙
I interrupt this Dole Whip News Channel to mention that I wrote a book of poems and my cat is cute. amazon.com/Poems-That-Dont-A…
Can’t wait for this book to come out! xitter.cf/kerryann/status/985865…
